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Offline DREDIOCK

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Man Banned from touching muscles
« on: October 28, 2006, 12:40:53 PM »
A man has been ordered by a judge not to feel people's muscles or ask them to do exercises in public.

Now here is a fetish I've never before heard of.
And I've heard of alot

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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2006, 01:44:23 PM »
wacko.
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2006, 04:11:50 PM »
excuse me miss, can i feel your gluteus maximus muscle?
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2006, 08:27:23 PM »
Is he barred from cleaning oysters?




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Offline Debonair

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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2006, 12:30:00 AM »
or "bearded clams"?
excuse me miss, can i feel your pubococcygeus muscle?
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