Okay, I spent an hour scrolling through all the old posts trying to find the link to the secret hidden Search feature... finally found it, but after repeatedly getting "no results", I started plugging in words that I knew would be in the Forums... words like "UFO" and "Sheep" and "Whine" and "Porked" and "Runstang", and all of them came up blank also.
Anyone know what the deal is?