Gay penguins? say it aint so!

[xrtoronto]

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I don't want my children around gay animals...that's just sick. We have a responsibility to protect our kids from such disgusting behavoir that is revealed in nature. This is not the world that god wanted us to live in...

I don't know what to do about it. If my pet displayed gay inclinations I'd have it put down, just as I would my son or daughter.

Gay is not normal...it is a sickness. (ask mosgood cuz he's a qualified expert with years of university education to support his deeply rightious condemnation)

Maybe we can start with bombing all the zoos? banishing all animals to the areas away from civilization too? All these animals will burn in hell.

Next time you are with your children and you see an animal, just turn your heads quickly away so you are not turned gay...Hail Gerry Falwell and Freddy Phelps and the president of Iran who just had a 15 and 16 year old put to death for being gay...after all, this is who we want to be like, correct?

[VOR]

Stinky.

[Nilsen]

My right hand must be gay, or atleast bi-sensual

[xrtoronto]

Originally posted by Nilsen
My right hand must be gay, or atleast bi-sensual

well....you did score 45 in the Gay quiz a while ago;)

(that must be the right hand?)

[Nilsen]

Im flattered and abit worried that you remembered that, but we can discuss it over a bottle O scotch.

[Kermit de frog]

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Gayness is a disease.  It helps with population control.

[Nilsen]

Originally posted by Kermit de frog
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Gayness is a disease.  It helps with population control.

Gay is good. Less competition for the rest of us. The lady gay girls are _usually_ not of the attractive kind anyway.

Everytime i see a gay person i clap and salute him.

[xrtoronto]

Originally posted by Nilsen
Im flattered and abit worried that you remembered that, but we can discuss it over a bottle O scotch.

Nils I have this really funky memory...it's gotta be something like a photographic memory...I can remember stuff in detail even from decades ago

My memory for numbers is nothing short of amazing (which helped greatly in studies) but isn't it strange that I am very likely to forget someone's name within 30 seconds after being introduced? (true)

btw: the scotch sounds like a great idea:)

[Nilsen]

Why the need for a DSLRELEHELJKKKKK¤¤¤¤¤ whatever camera with that freaky memory?

Perhaps we can have that drink some time in the future, but i will keep a healthy distance just incase its not the memory but desires that caused you to remember that figure.

[xrtoronto]

no need....just wear your white belt!:eek:

[Nilsen]

That belt is a chick magnet!.... atleast if you didnt grow up in the sticks.

[Chairboy]

The answer is obvious, Penguins are either artificial or spawn of the "satan", what with their wicked ways.  Because one thing is for sure, homosexuality is _not_ natural, and that book that says we all need beards and can't eat shellfish says the gays are teh wicked.

[dmf]

Originally posted by Nilsen
That belt is a chick magnet!.... atleast if you didnt grow up in the sticks.

NOT

[moot]

Nay, you're all reaching, Penguins are deviant and perfidious creatures, by principle: They don't give a **** about human spirituality, and take earthly pleasures for what they are. It's an obvious consequence of Science that they've forsaken Faith when they both swim efficiently (Mastery of Intelligently Designed principles such as Bernouilly's), and yet feel no remorse in drilling each other.
SCIENSE is to blame, and all scientists will repent ONLY TOO LATE when their offspring turn penguish.

[Nilsen]

Originally posted by dmf
NOT

Dont be shy