Author Topic: Bought a Xbox 360 lastnight... (Read 798 times)

Debonair · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2006, 01:39:54 AM »

from somethingawful.com/jeffk

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hear are some funny consoule jokes to tell your friends but be sure to say JEFF K WROTE THIS JOKE becuase I copyrighted the hell out of them so dont try to steal anything from hear or else I'll pound yuo back to teh mommy's jowels

CONSOLE JOKE #1 -
Q: what do yuo call somebody who plays teh nintendo gamecube
A: YOUr INFANT SON AND / OR DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!

CONSOLE JOEK #2 -
Q: what do yuo call somebody who palays the Microsoft Xbob?
A: INCARCERATED!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONSOLE JOKE #3 -
Q: MARIO SUNSHINE
A: (taht is teh whole joke)

Billy Joe Bob · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2006, 02:22:28 AM »

i have a Xbox 360 also, got it 2 days ago

I got CoD 3 gears of war and chromehounds

i made this massive tank THING in chromehounds with rocket launchers and armor plating like no other, sniper rifles, and machine guns....
needless to say it PWNED ALL

And in gears of war im in the second chapter where there are these bat things that come out at night. i go up to this guard post and they are all like "STAY IN THE LIGHT!!!" and their light falls down and breaks they are all "OH S***!" and there is this huge swarm of bat things that engulfs them making a mess out of em and im like

*staying in light*

GuyNoir · « **Reply #17 on:** December 03, 2006, 05:26:47 AM »

Don't forget Dead Rising. You get to fight a bazillion zombies in a mall. Pretty much Dawn of the Dead: the video game...

http://xboxyde.com/pop_image.html?G=3607&N=5

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2006/047/928326_20060217_screen012.jpg

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/image_viewer/frame_lead.php?pid=928326&img=233&sid=undefined

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/image_viewer/frame_lead.php?pid=928326&img=243&sid=undefined

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/image_viewer/frame_lead.php?pid=928326&img=247&sid=undefined

Ball · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2006, 05:38:01 AM »

I got an Xbox 360 a couple of weeks ago, it is good.

Project Gotham is a great racing game, i have Call of Duty 2 which is also very good.

Gears of war looks sweet.

eagl · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2006, 06:30:14 AM »

Guys at my work set up Halo tournaments all the time. The biggest one I played in was 16 player (4v4v4v4) using 4 52" or larger HDTVs in one room. That was a whole day of fun.

Here in Korea, we have a couple guys with xbox360s and we have a big plasma tv with surround sound in our breakroom, so on occasion we'll have a fragfest instead of going out drinking or whatever.

I think Halo is the only game that I'd be interested in playing, but of course MS won't allow it to be released for the PC so a big *finger* to MS and I'll just play on other people's consoles instead of paying money for what would really be a glorified one-game console for myself.

Ball · « **Reply #20 on:** December 03, 2006, 07:09:28 AM »

http://www.microsoft.com/games/pc/halo.aspx

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It is not out on the 360 yet is it?

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 03, 2006, 12:47:30 PM »

I have a gamecube, a PS2, 2 Xbox, and a 360:rolleyes:

I play on a 52", makes COD3, GOW, PGR3 worth every peny.

Looking foward to Forza 2, as Forza 1 took me away from my PC for 5 months.

Diablo, let me know when u have GOW, we will do the campaign coop.

Bronk · « **Reply #22 on:** December 03, 2006, 05:40:23 PM »

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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
I have a gamecube, a PS2, 2 Xbox, and a 360:rolleyes:

I play on a 52", makes COD3, GOW, PGR3 worth every peny. Looking foward to Forza 2, as Forza 1 took me away from my PC for 5 months.

Diablo, let me know when u have GOW, we will do the campaign coop.

Hope they do engine sounds better. That was my only gripe with forza.

Bronk

DiabloTX · « **Reply #23 on:** December 03, 2006, 07:20:20 PM »

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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
I have a gamecube, a PS2, 2 Xbox, and a 360:rolleyes:

I play on a 52", makes COD3, GOW, PGR3 worth every peny. Looking foward to Forza 2, as Forza 1 took me away from my PC for 5 months.

Diablo, let me know when u have GOW, we will do the campaign coop.

Will do Frenchy. You'll have to walk me through this Xbobx live setup. Most likey if I've figured it on my own you'll see me as DiabloAH or something like that.

I can't wait to get that game. This is the first console I've been enthusiastic about since Sega Genesis.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #24 on:** December 03, 2006, 07:21:16 PM »

Hey HiTech, how about a AHII game for 360!!???

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #25 on:** December 03, 2006, 08:55:53 PM »

You are right Bronk, PGR3 sounds are pretty good. PGR3 driving being a good balance of arcade and sim, it makes the driving brainlessly fun. I wish FM2 would have cockpit/dash views.

RAIDER14 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 03, 2006, 10:06:07 PM »

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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Hey HiTech, how about a AHII game for 360!!???

Could he sign a deal of that magnitude?

pluck · « **Reply #27 on:** December 03, 2006, 10:54:16 PM »

ya the 360 is pretty sweet. pain in the budget a bit, had to get gears of war, great game...though seemed a bit short. then i had to get rainbow 6, vegas. another excellent game. the 360 really has a head start on ps3, imho with the online play, though fee involved, and there are some great games out:)

DiabloTX · « **Reply #28 on:** December 04, 2006, 03:18:28 AM »

Ok, I registered to xbox live as AdiabloH.

See ya there!

VOR · « **Reply #29 on:** December 04, 2006, 07:44:39 AM »

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Originally posted by Chairboy
I think my wife may have gotten me a Wii for christmas. I've got my fingers crossed! I'm not a real console gamer, but something about the Wii fascinates me.

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com