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Offline BlauK

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« Reply #105 on: December 14, 2006, 03:38:04 PM »
Caf,

"The man is a midget who bills himself as the shortest man in the world, and "performs" in a travelling circus. His home is a caravan. A jealous rival has surreptitiously sawn the legs of his funiture off so that by comparison he appears taller. The effect of this is that the man mistakenly believes that he is growing. The lack of sawdust demonstrates to the man that his furniture has not been shortened..."


Seems like a variation of a blind dead man, 2 sticks and sawdust.

... seems like one can nowadays google just about anything :)
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« Reply #106 on: December 14, 2006, 04:46:13 PM »
Your Driving in your 2 seat Sports car and u get caught in an awful blizzard. you drive past a bus stop and see 3 people waiting for a bus:

1-An old lady thats about to die if not taken to the hospital immediately,

2-your best friend that saved your life,

3-the perfect woman of your dreams that if you may not ever see again,

What do you do?
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« Reply #107 on: December 14, 2006, 04:55:09 PM »
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Originally posted by Platano
Your Driving in your 2 seat Sports car and u get caught in an awful blizzard. you drive past a bus stop and see 3 people waiting for a bus:

1-An old lady thats about to die if not taken to the hospital immediately,

2-your best friend that saved your life,

3-the perfect woman of your dreams that if you may not ever see again,

What do you do?




perfect woman. if he's your best friend he'll understand, and if he's saved you before he might be able to save the old woman ;)
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Offline betty

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« Reply #108 on: December 14, 2006, 05:02:56 PM »
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got me stumped....



Heres one:

Two men in a Cabin in the woods are dead from the same cause. Both were in good health, had no quarrel with each other, were in possesion of no Firearms and no person, animal, or disease was involved in thier death. How'd they die?





they died due to the fact that they fried their brains thinkin of silly riddles to post on the BBS? hehe
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« Reply #109 on: December 14, 2006, 05:05:15 PM »
One man turns off a one light and 1000 people die. What happened?
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« Reply #110 on: December 14, 2006, 06:42:22 PM »
At birth i am tall

At death i am short

Winters breath is my enemy

What am i

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A candle?

correct:D
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Offline DEMONSLAYER

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« Reply #111 on: December 14, 2006, 06:53:53 PM »
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Originally posted by Platano
Your Driving in your 2 seat Sports car and u get caught in an awful blizzard. you drive past a bus stop and see 3 people waiting for a bus:

1-An old lady thats about to die if not taken to the hospital immediately,

2-your best friend that saved your life,

3-the perfect woman of your dreams that if you may not ever see again,

What do you do?


ok you give the car to your friend and the old lady. then u spend the rest of the night with the lady of your dreams :aok
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« Reply #112 on: December 14, 2006, 07:21:57 PM »
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"If you want to give it to someone, you should keep it"
Your word / a promise.
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« Reply #113 on: December 14, 2006, 07:22:52 PM »
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One man turns off a one light and 1000 people die. What happened?
Lighthouse operator.

No Lighthouse, darn passenger liner crashes into the rocks and sinks.
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« Reply #114 on: December 14, 2006, 10:04:09 PM »
what has a head and a tail and no body?
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« Reply #115 on: December 14, 2006, 10:52:15 PM »
quarter
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« Reply #116 on: December 15, 2006, 04:55:46 AM »
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Originally posted by Platano
got me stumped....



Heres one:

Two men in a Cabin in the woods are dead from the same cause. Both were in good health, had no quarrel with each other, were in possesion of no Firearms and no person, animal, or disease was involved in thier death. How'd they die?



OLD AGE
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« Reply #117 on: December 15, 2006, 11:23:07 AM »
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OLD AGE


Must've never heard...or didn't read in the thread...

plane crash ;)
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« Reply #118 on: December 15, 2006, 11:30:14 AM »
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Must've never heard...or didn't read in the thread...

plane crash ;)


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Two men in a Cabin in the woods are dead from the same cause. Both were in good health, had no quarrel with each other, were in possesion of no Firearms and no person, animal, or disease was involved in thier death. How'd they die?


But it says no person was involved in there death... The plane would have a pilot...  Hmmm I think mine sounds better :p

And no I did not read the whole thread (Yes I am a bad little boy) :P

OK Try This One:
I can carry a man and keep a ship from leaving port, Yet I can not stand up by myself...

What am I ?
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« Reply #119 on: December 15, 2006, 11:40:51 AM »
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Originally posted by mussie
But it says no person was involved in there death... The plane would have a pilot...  Hmmm I think mine sounds better :p

And no I did not read the whole thread (Yes I am a bad little boy) :P

OK Try This One:
I can carry a man and keep a ship from leaving port, Yet I can not stand up by myself...

What am I ?


Rope crosses my mind but I've never heard of a rope stand.  Maybe leg rope.  hmmmm...



What if they were the pilots.  I mean it can't be old age since they're in perfect health.

duhhhhhhh
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