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« Reply #75 on: December 14, 2006, 01:21:08 PM »
or other way round works as well. What gets longer and longer the shorter it gets?
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« Reply #76 on: December 14, 2006, 01:21:35 PM »
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WTG! :aok  Now how about What gets shorter and shorter the longer it gets?


A candle??

Shorter and Shorter the longer it burns???


no???
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« Reply #77 on: December 14, 2006, 01:22:26 PM »
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or other way round works as well. What gets longer and longer the shorter it gets?



Time left for you to get outa work??/


Trieze sed that first...
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« Reply #78 on: December 14, 2006, 01:23:59 PM »
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or other way round works as well. What gets longer and longer the shorter it gets?


Stumped here.

String, or nothing!
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« Reply #79 on: December 14, 2006, 01:24:08 PM »
negativo
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« Reply #80 on: December 14, 2006, 01:26:57 PM »
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or other way round works as well. What gets longer and longer the shorter it gets?


Life ?


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« Reply #81 on: December 14, 2006, 01:28:05 PM »
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Life ?


Nice one.

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« Reply #82 on: December 14, 2006, 01:28:36 PM »
Got it! Wtg Blauk!
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« Reply #83 on: December 14, 2006, 01:36:56 PM »
A man bought a baseball bat as a christmas gift for his overseas friend and went to post office to mail it. The postal clerk told him, that he would have to pay a double fee because the bat was 125cm long. Anything that was wider, thicker or taller than 100cm would get charged a double fee.

The man left the post office, went to another store, bought a box for the bat, came back to the post office and managed to send it with the regular fee.

How did he manage this without breaking the bat?


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« Reply #84 on: December 14, 2006, 01:39:10 PM »
Diagonally. If he puts it in Diagonally in a bigger box, it could fit into 100cm
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« Reply #85 on: December 14, 2006, 01:43:52 PM »
yup ;)


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« Reply #86 on: December 14, 2006, 01:46:39 PM »
That was an easy one
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« Reply #87 on: December 14, 2006, 01:48:11 PM »
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Alive without breath,
Cold as death,
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.



GHOTI   :D


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« Reply #88 on: December 14, 2006, 01:48:28 PM »
Pst i knew that bring on the hard ones! lol
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« Reply #89 on: December 14, 2006, 01:50:49 PM »
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Alive without breath,
Cold as death,
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail, never clinking.


Tree
seeds have been laid...but they arent trees we're growing. we're growing organic grenades!- 321BAR
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