AH Christmas thread

[Murdr]

mussie and I had a pretty good thread going last year.  So I'll kick this off by posting some classics, and see if any of you creative people have anything to add this year.

Originally posted 12-24-2003 09:36 PM

 
T'was the night before christmas, In HTC's house
Not a stick was stiring, not even a mouse.

The GV's were guarding the VH with care
In the hopes that pork-augerdweebs soon would be there.

The La-dweebs where nestled all snug in their beds.
While fluffers dreamed visions of bombing tool sheds.

With Raiders in vulch mode, and I at High cap.
Had just settled into reseting the map.

When on channel 2 arose such a chatter,
we brought up our clipboards to see what was the matter.

Red dots were approching HQ as it flashed.
No doubt we should head there before it gets smashed.

We vectored our flight to intercept course.
While Komets were scrambled to strenghthen our force.

On radar green met with the cluster of red.
No doubt when we get there they all will be dead.

Range channel got active as we moved in to vis.
"The icon says sleigh? What's that mean? What gives?"

"I got E Im moving to shoot"
"He rammed me the dweeb"
"Whats a R-S?"
"Reindeer Chute"

We moved into con range, only to learn.
Hes, dropping not bombs, but supplies fell astern.

He fired not a shot, but went on with his work,
Released all supplies; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up to 30k he rose;

But I heard him exclaim, ere he warped out of sight,
"Merry Christmas you dweebs...Oh, and learn how to fight"

Merry Christmas from the 479th Raiders!

[Murdr]

Originally posted by Murdr
Jinking too and fro
In a one prop 38
Through the ack we go
Dodging all the way
Hurri starts to roll
I aim a little right
Oh what fun it is to vulch
With rockets everynight

Rocket rails, rocket rails
Launching all the way
Oh what fun it is to vulch
In a crippled thirty-eight

[Murdr]

Originally posted by Murdr
On my first nightly login, the MA gave to me

Tweleve Lockvins Ho'ing

Eleven stangs a running

Ten Wulfs a picking

Nine BKs vulching

Eight Lancs a diving

Seven porked airfields

Six "niki's" warping

Five..........auger dweebs

Four puffy acks

Three head - ons

Two gang bangs

And a bill from Aehhch-Tee-Seee

[mussie]

hehe  

Murdr you old dog... I was just thinking of last years thread the other day... found my self singing AH Xmas songs... got some strange looks too..

let me see what I can dig up

[RedTop]

Awaiting in the que ,
no place for a flightttttt

The lil lord HT
made changes he likedddddddddd

The squaddies are flying
In tower Im tiedddddddd

The balance means nothing
 its just about the fightssssss

[mussie]

Originally posted by mussie Dec 2005

Twas the night before Christmas, when through the MA.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a BK.

Nik’s were hung by the there props in mid air.
In hopes that HT soon would be there.

The drunks were nestled all snug in their beds,
As visions of map rooms danced in their heads.

While Doobs in his Dora and I in my Yak were Flying at A1 providing a CAP.

When out of the hanger there arose such a clatter.
I dove from up Hi to see what was the matter.

Down to the deck I flew like a flash.
Tore open the throttle threw up the flaps.

When out of the hanger what should appear,
But a miniature Slay, and eight tinny reindeer.

Yes I tried to vulch, I tried to shoot, but he must have had Ratos to take off that quick.

I was all out of E and in a flat spin.
I heard a check six and lost my left wing.

As I bailed from my yak and yanked on the cord.
I heard him on vox giving his ords....

"Now Pyro! now, Rosie! now, Super and Nate!
Quick, Skuzzy! and Sudz, before its to late….

As I look down from my silken life vest.
My eyes grew wide and my heart it did raced

For on the runways North South and West.
They spawned in things from HT toy chest.

An Armoured sheep with guns on its back,
An Octopus with eight puffy acks,
Godzilla was there, but he needed no guns.
His roar was so loud I dirtied my buns…

Then at Co-Alt, a flying PT and that was enough for poor old me…
I reached for the keyboard, I typed “slash dot e f”
I tired to hit enter, tried to escape, but someone got me perhaps it was Nate.

The last thing I saw was the back of the slay, as HT chased Doobs, into the fray.

I was lucky to see it as HT flew by a small label that said
“Yo Daddy Superfly”

[mussie]

Originally posted by mussie Dec 2005

Sung To The Tune Of Oh Xmas Tree

Oh 163 Oh 163.
You make short work of lancs for me.
Flying high up in the sky.
To raid our HQ they do fly.
By Your 30 mils they die.
To their wings they kiss goodbye.

Oh 163 Oh 163.
I whish you were perk point free.

[daddog]

LOL  Those are good.

I will see if I can get my wife to sing a some of these. She did a few years ago for something someone posted. Can't recall what it was.

[Guppy35]

Anything for the cause

[EzzyDuzIt]

 those are pretty good.

[Dr1337]

Originally posted by RedTop
Awaiting in the que ,
no place for a flightttttt

The lil lord HT
made changes he likedddddddddd

The squaddies are flying
In tower Im tiedddddddd

The balance means nothing
 its just about the fightssssss

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
RedTops a whiner lacking a clue.

He hijacks a thread full of christmas cheer,
to spout more crap none want to hear.
 

[RedTop]

Zeros blowing in the open skyyyyyyy

LaLa's zipping past your nose

Spit16's being flown by the dweebs

and Niki's dressed up in big red O's

Everybody knowssssssssssss

A Pony and some altitudeeeeee

Makes a picking as they flyyyyyyy

Big ole jugs with thier wings loded up

begging to be shot by 109'ssssss

And soooooo We fly in the virtual skiesssssss

Shooting everything we seeeeee

All tho its been said....

Many times many ways.....

LEARN some ACM......you dweeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbb

[mensa180]

"Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
RedTops a whiner lacking a clue.

He hijacks a thread full of christmas cheer,
to spout more crap none want to hear."

[mussie]

Originally posted by RedTop
Zeros blowing in the open skyyyyyyy

LaLa's zipping past your nose

Spit16's being flown by the dweebs

and Niki's dressed up in big red O's

Everybody knowssssssssssss

A Pony and some altitudeeeeee

Makes a picking as they flyyyyyyy

Big ole jugs with thier wings loded up

begging to be shot by 109'ssssss

And soooooo We fly in the virtual skiesssssss

Shooting everything we seeeeee

All tho its been said....

Many times many ways.....

LEARN some ACM......you dweeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbbb

REDTOP... WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SING THAT TO....

Its not silent NIGHTHAWK

Its not KRUSTY the snowman

So which tune should I use.....

[Hornet33]

Sing to the tune of "Little Drummer Boy"



Tool shedders come and fly with me and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

To kill the furballers game we
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

We'll fly to the enemy's HQ and
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Because that is just what we do
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, BOMB

You want to take a base you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Make sure you hit the VH
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Kill that GV at the spawn place go
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Shoot the fighters in the face while you
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb

High altitude is the place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

Be sure to calibrate when you
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

I hate getting shot when I'm trying to
Bomb, Bomb, Bommmmb, Bomb

HiTech rocks for giving us a place to
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb
Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb