Originally posted by Skuzzy
Well, if you did not have that oddly spelled last name of 'Graeme'
Graeme is my first name - sounds a lot like 'Graham', pronounced after half a bottle of good single-malt whisky
The fun to be had at airports is endless. One recent conversation went along the lines of:
Check-in attendant: "That's a great accent sir - where are you from?"
Me: "Why thank-you - I'm from Scotland."
Check-in attendant: "Wow that's cool. OK sir, I just need to see your passport".
Me: "Sure - there you go".
Check-in attendant: "Sir - this is a British passport - you said you were from Scotland...".