Watching Star Trek 2.0 on G4 is like trying to read a book in a room full of people who are trying to talk to you but mostly just like to jump around making monkey noises.
The formula for a G4 "2.0" trek show:
1. Plaster a dumb, fake stock market ticket on the side. It's opaque.
2. Plaster a big dumb irrelevant list of things like "Kirk uses his left hand" or "a door opens" on the other side.
3. Put a chat room full of dumb attention potatos at the bottom. Except... it's not a real chat room, it's a bunch of screened answers to questions like "What item in Kirk's quarters would you sell on ebay?".
4. Add a bunch of beeps just in case you might accidentally start trying to watch the show.
5. Finally, take the actual footage for the episode and shrink it to half its original size so you can fit it somewhere between all the other stuff.
It's like watching a mentally challenged version of QVC without the riveting conversation.