What's Your Sign?

[Halo]

I.e., astrologically.  And do you think it fits you?

E.g., Aries.  Yeah, pretty much.  

[Cougar68]

[Xargos]

Sun Sign:  Capricorn

Rising Sign:  Scorpio

Moon Sign:  Scorpio


Yea, for the most part.

[Seagoon]

Originally posted by Seagoon

PS: You gonna offer to buy us a drink now or what?

[Xargos]

That depends on how drunk I get and... never mind.

[Xargos]

In the old day when someone asked for your sign they meant Rising Sign, not Sun Sign.


P.S.  It's of my personal opinion that the more you dabble into occult matters, the more you attract the attention of the Fallen Angels, which will only cause you trouble.

[moot]

I have an aunt who's also my godmother, and is a pro in astrology etc.  
She has made a number of readings for me, and although they do sound like me, you can make the forecasts apply to whatever happens, because the predictions are dealt at such an abstract level.  In fact, considering its elements, astrology is more about the states of mind you go through, than what actually happens to you.
To me that's where is stops being of interest, because emotions and thought are your own will, and accepting astrology as such would mean we have only an apparent control over our own will, nevermind our own fate.

It is a fun system to learn if you are into decrypting and understanding obscure systems for the sake of it, though.

Sun Virgo, Aquarius moon, Aries ascendant, half of everything else is in Scorpio.

[Nilsen]

taurus

[E25280]

"Your Horoscope For Today"

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
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Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I's lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
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