Well at least someone got it.
OK, sent it around again. This time just the .pdf. We think it was too big of an attachment. Please let me know if this screws up again.
In case no one gets them, the plan is to kill the Germans. They want to eat your babies, and everyone who's ever read Jonathan Swift knows that its the English who eat Irish babies, and only with the proper wine and table settings.
Damn Germans always were a sorted lot! Just when the Brits get something good Jerry always has to come along and snatch it up. Why, they'd probably take the babies and put them on a Broetchen or something! The horror! Everyone knows that Irish babies are best as a low-fat substitute for corned beef.
If you never have, read "A modest proposal" by Jonathan Swift. Remember it's satirical.