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Offline Jackal1

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« on: April 30, 2007, 09:15:42 AM »
Found this earlier. Sort of hits the nail on the head.

"At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!


Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his a##

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
I'll tell you what happened. We started taking care of everyone else,and forgot our own.
And I still have to "press 1" for English"
« Last Edit: April 30, 2007, 09:18:50 AM by Jackal1 »
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Offline Serenity

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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2007, 09:26:13 AM »
Yes. I agree 100%!

Offline Sting138

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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2007, 09:35:30 AM »
Definately hit the nail on the head.

Our politicians are only looking out for themselves and couldn't give a rats arse about the little guy. It's all about who can fill his pocket the fastest and who can attend a $5,000.00 a plate luncheon.  Meanwhile the hard working little guy is starving because he cant afford to eat because he is being taxed to death to pay for the politicians luncheons. It's time the people of the U.S. cry out, ban together and put a stop to this shyte.
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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2007, 12:37:52 PM »
I don't think elected office should be elected anymore.

I think that everyday people should be forced to serve.  Randomly choose people to fill that office for a term.

Chester the pedophile, Ronnie the meth-head, or Christy the crack-ho can't do worse than those who want[/b] to be elected.
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« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2007, 01:40:51 PM »
yeah, like jury duty, "you are hereby commanded to be a representative of your district for the next two years"

hahhahhah.

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« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2007, 01:48:18 PM »
or only wealthy, white, privelaged landowners...

oh wait, that's what already is happening.
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2007, 02:03:20 PM »
More accurate description would be the oil based industrial revolution came and your national interests shifted abroad where the source of wealth was.
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« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2007, 02:11:49 PM »
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Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.


I would say Britain was the richest country 100 years ago - WW1 changed that and WW2 was its nail in the coffin.
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« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2007, 02:18:12 PM »
The Federal Reserve Bank is what hurt this Country the most.
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« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2007, 02:25:55 PM »
Personally, I blame teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs, they're stealing our jobs.
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« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2007, 02:42:59 PM »
The truth about the Federal Reserve Bank

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Under the Federal Reserve Bank Act, the bankers control our economy. The FED controls interest rates and the amount of money in the economy. These factors determine either economic prosperity or the lack thereof. Bankers are now pushing for a one world government and a cashless society. Why cashless? No cash means no money for drugs, no theft, and the ability to collect taxes on the underground economy. Anyone who wouldn't support a cashless society must be a drug dealer, thief, or tax evader, right? What a cashless society really means is the banks can now control you. Today you fear the IRS. In a cashless society, if you disagree with the bankers' political goals, you'll find your money gone via computer error. (For additional information on a cashless society, read Reference 13, P. 174; Reference 3; Reference 14, P. 9-12; Reference 15, P. 136; Reference 25, P. 216).
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« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2007, 03:08:20 PM »
I tell you one thing, the future will get even more expensive for you,
what do you expect in a world who is crowded daily more and more,
climate change, wars and limited resources ?
still have the space & freedom like 100 years ago? ;)
dream on.
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« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2007, 04:10:13 PM »
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Anyone who wouldn't support a cashless society must be a drug dealer, thief, or tax evader, right?


Or a Christian who believes in "End Times Prophecies" coming true!

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« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2007, 04:19:03 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2007, 04:55:16 PM »
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Originally posted by Sting138
Or a Christian who believes in "End Times Prophecies" coming true!


wouldn't a true Christian be rooting for the "end times"?;)