LOL i think i got a better idea.....But im going to need the help of a kindly American on the east coast with enough money to maybe post a letter to Africa for me.. aha hah hmmm yes im serious please, anyone? details to follow..
from the last message i replied, and forgive me, its long..
Greetings, It is VERY nice to talk to you i dont talk to many people and this is rare to have so many email lettes to read. You call me friend already i see you are also a trusting man.i must thank you for your letter and the applicational leaflet (i must say, your typing American is perfect, but this type of paper we call an 'Applicational', if you may excuse my correction of just one mistake sir!). I have asked my very trusting friend here and we printed the applicational i will fillet first thing tomorrow and catch the morning post delivery. the problem is he only comes in the morning so i will have to run up the hill very early, but that is ok i am that old yet hahaha! im sorry i like to joke with friends. where should i send the appilcational leaflet, i will use airmail and it will be very fast delivery. If also send with the application US$250 would it be possible to get an aeronplane ticket to Africa for this much money?? over here it is very very expensive maybe two times this ammount or three times. I suppose if you could find me a flight from the east coast to Africa for four(4) weeks time from now i could afford to spend as much as US$300 but i am sorry i have a rule for myself, never to post more than three hundred incase it gets lost, my good wife Jackerby says the mail service is like pirates of this new world!
With 30% would that be alot? it must be impossible to work out 31and a half million to 30% exactly, will we have to count the money also, that will take a very long time, i can run up the hill but my hand are old and im not good at counting for a long time. My wife Jackerby says that i have a head like a fishing net, with big holes and the fish swim through!
My appologies on my rude begining, but i have been thinking my friend, we should not use our names any more, the internet is not safe as we think, i will call my self Gandalf Voskovol, as this is a name from the same country as the poor deceased of the plane crash. you must be named Jock Schtrap, he is a real person i went to school with him many years ago but when he was eleven (11) years old his father moved to durban in south of africa, he would be about 45 (forty five) now same age as me almost. if anything might go wrong they will be looking in tow different countries for smart friends in two others. hahaha! you must not reply to me at first or we will show a warning about lots of email transaction, the powerfull men here are very angry with some warriors who use bombs and they are tracking everything in the whole country, this is also the reason i would be thankfull if you can find out how much the price of a ticket in your country africa because they are watching what tickets people buy here, and the price is very high.
we any time now my new and trusting friend Mr Schtrap could be talking man to man to drink some spirits with cigars and talk of your plans, i must know every thing perfectly if i am to perform well, so you must make sure you teach me everything i must know.
In 5 weeks i will be definitely ready to fly, i will post the Applicational and the small money for PLANE TICKET just ONE WAY ticket will be enough as we will be rich for my flight home, if there is money left after the ticket would you be so kind as to buy me some good cigars for our meeting. If you cannot buy a ticket for that much money you may post it back to me through the address on the one i sent you, as trusting friends that will be a good test i think, i trust you to help us both. You must not use your own address in where your house is but you must send it to a safe address and pick it up there, if you have a friend who can delivery it after for you? i dont know but i am sure a qualified person likeyourself will find a solution.
I hope you understand it is my rule also i will not be able to send any more money iff we are not meeting each other in real life in your beautifull hot country Africa, i can only trust so much on the computer, im sorry i know that is rude.
please forgive that servitude, Jock, as we get older we get much more carefull about our friends untill we know each other very better.
friend Gandalf Voskovol
Austria
now...what i really really need it to someone east coast print this off, and if by some chance he bites, fake fill it in with biro pen and mail from the next town to you or something, this would be one heck of a kind gesture if anyone is game.
the bottom where you have to fill in more vitals and sign it i cut off, so he will get a half done 'applicational' and i thought as for the $300 it would be funny as hell if we put monopoly game money in, all crisp and wrapped in a band...hahaha...
