Author Topic: You've played AH for too long when... (Read 3411 times)

devild0g · « **Reply #60 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:22:10 PM »

Lol i do than whenever i get on another fighting game.... and than i learn the buttons for that is /t /m /w and get back to ah and forget all the / commands.

When you are talking with your friends and instead of laughing say LOL super loud.

FiLtH · « **Reply #61 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:23:52 PM »

When you develop blood clots in your legs from sitting too long.

Kind of a buzzkill I know...but someone had to mention the risk.

68ROX · « **Reply #62 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:24:52 PM »

When.....

You wonder why the car you drive doesn't have a gunsight on the windshield.

When.....

You can't see far away road signs and wish you had a "z" key for zoom.

When.....

You see a tailgaiter weaving from lane to lane and you call out "SUV...CHECK IT"!

When......

With other people in the car, you stop at a convienience store and turn to ask...."Any of you guys need supplies?"

When......

Friends at work are telling hunting and fishing stories, and you blurt out..."Yeah...that's just like SPAWN CAMPING!"

(BY FAR...this will be one of the most CLASSIC threads EVER!)

68ROX

wooly15 · « **Reply #63 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:30:08 PM »

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Originally posted by JB35
Every time you go to Wal-Mart, you have to go to the toy section to see what the latest GV/Plane is out on the shelf, and when you find it you look at your wife with those sad puppy dog eyes.

YES!!!! I'm not the only one....did you see the black jug?

5PointOh · « **Reply #64 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:30:46 PM »

When you go to the car dealer and ask the sales boy if they have any other "skins" coming out soon.

Spikes · « **Reply #65 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:59:51 PM »

when you are driving on a 35mph road and a mustang speeds past you, you say to your wife and kids. "i'm cutting flaps and throttle full!" "Lets go get this guy!"

5PointOh · « **Reply #66 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:05:53 PM »

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Originally posted by wooly15
YES!!!! I'm not the only one....did you see the black jug?

My GF bought me a panzer and m4 the other day. which both set on my wall of my cubical facing my boss. Wish it really shot HE rounds:( This weekend will purchase the 205!! YAY!!:aok

Willfly · « **Reply #67 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:11:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Kuhn
The dreaded WIFE ACK!! Indestructable!!

My Joke:

When....

a "New guy" wants bombers he spells them "We need boobmers"
then all of your team mates start requesting "boobs" at different airfields.

When.....

You ask the car dealer, "When are we getting a King Tiger or Panther?"
The dealer says "We already have plenty of cheap mustangs!"

When.....

You are in your jeep and you see an H1 Hummer, You say into your cell phone to a friend "Shoot! We have an M3 heading to the vehicle base"...your friend says "Um, what's a M3?"...after that, you yell towards you kids in the back "Get that .50 set up!"...Your kids yell back "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A 50?!"...you yell back "You all are NOOBS"

Simaril · « **Reply #68 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:34:00 PM »

When you keep your hand on the gearshift, and when you get a car lined up you push on the the top of the stick with your thumb and make machine gun sounds in your head...

Spikes · « **Reply #69 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:42:30 PM »

These are all too good, keep them coming!

E25280 · « **Reply #70 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:17:44 PM »

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Originally posted by Solar10
When you crash your car and you whine to the cop about the collision model and how the other car took less damage.

Pffft . . . Clueless noob.

He didn't collide on HIS front end . . .

CFYA · « **Reply #71 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:29:29 PM »

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Originally posted by E25280
Pffft . . . Clueless noob.

He didn't collide on HIS front end . . .

Classic!!

When your gettin low on gas and you tell the wife, "We need to rearm."

Spikes · « **Reply #72 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:56:16 PM »

Pilot:When you are opening the garage door you say: Flaps, Check. Gear, Check. ATC, On final.
Wife(Co-Pilot): (Understanding what he is saying) Roger, Cleared to land. Bring 'er in.

999000 · « **Reply #73 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:59:48 PM »

When your on the highway.. and you see road kill... and can't help but wonder if SHAWK was here!
~~999000~~

Dichotomy · « **Reply #74 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:19:51 PM »

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Originally posted by 999000
When your on the highway.. and you see road kill... and can't help but wonder if SHAWK was here!
~~999000~~