You've played AH for too long when...

[doobs]

when ya don't replace your windshield on your truck because the rock that hit it made a perfect targeting circle, and when ya leave the trailer hitch in for the rear ace pilots to hit.( call it counter measures)

[DEMONSLAYER]

when you get into a fist fight and knock him out in one punch and thinking your cool say "i just pwned your prettythang"

or when you look in your rearview every 3 seconds hoping some 1 doesnt suprise you.

[Murdr]

When you have an irresitable urge to acknowledge people on the telephone with "copy that" or "roger"

[SteveBailey]

Originally posted by 999000
When your on the highway.. and you see  road kill... and can't help but wonder if SHAWK was here!
999000

When that happens, are you wondering if he lost his mullet wig on the side of the road?  

[Serenity]

Originally posted by Murdr
When you have an irresitable urge to acknowledge people on the telephone with "copy that" or "roger"

Or when you do?

When you constantly say "say again?"

When your supervisor gets pissed off because you answer a military 'radio check' with "five by five"

When you see some teen go whizzing by on the freeway, and your first though its "If only I had cannon!"

When you go to your local airfield, and spend the day imagining all the Cessnas with 20mm cannons...

When you win a fight and shout "Bi*ch got PN3D!!!"

When you turn in a mid-term about the "n00bin3ss of t3h La-7"

When your teacher wakes you up in class, and you immidiatley shout "HIGH PONIES!!!"

When your dad asks what you want for christmas and your first thought is "t3h B-29!!!". And when that thought is immidiately followed by "A new skin pack!"

When your girlfriend asks if youre coming to bed, and your first response is "Just a second, I see a low-and-slow 262!"

[Sloehand]

When you're cruising on the freeway and look back to see a tailgater hugging your bumper and your next thought is, "Do I pull a hard left break turn, or cut throttle, drop flaps and roll this puppy for the overshoot!"

[Bronk]

Originally posted by E25280
Pffft . . . Clueless noob.  

He didn't collide on HIS front end . . .

I will NOT make films or take pics to explain this.
You're all on your own this time.




Bronk

[Makoyouidiot]

Originally posted by Simaril
When you feel an irrepressible urge to reverse and merge close behind red cars...

I dogfight folks on the highway with my Jeep.
the other day, while texting my buddies, one asked me why I kept texting rgr to say yes.
I called someone who cut me off coming out of McDonalds a HOing bastage.
I yelled, "You've been PWNED!" at some old lady when I beat her to the cereal in Wal-Mart.

Dang.

[Makoyouidiot]

I had a teacher ask me a question about guadalcanal yesterday, and I launched into an explanation of the relative merits of the "C-Hawg" vs the "Dweeb HOing Niks"

[wooly15]

when your wife reads this thread and actually finds it funny, even after explaining all of the acronyms.

[5PointOh]

When you start adding nose art to your wife mini van.

[Fencer51]

Originally posted by Makoyouidiot
I had a teacher ask me a question about guadalcanal yesterday, and I launched into an explanation of the relative merits of the "C-Hawg" vs the "Dweeb HOing Niks"

An hopefully flunked as neither were there!

[scottydawg]

When you reach for the 'zoom' button to see things better, only to realize you're browsing the internet, or not even at the computer.


related:

I have Tivo and I am CONSTANTLY wishing I could rewind things.  Like parts of my life (what did my wife tell me to get from the store?) and the radio in the car.

[Bucky73]

When you log on to your computer and try to use your CH Fighterstick to browse the internet instead of your mouse.

[Gianlupo]

Originally posted by Bucky73
When you log on to your computer and try to use your CH Fighterstick to browse the internet instead of your mouse.