Author Topic: Squeaker season opener (Read 5871 times)

BaldEagl · « **on:** May 05, 2007, 12:09:14 PM »

In the long tradition of the hunting and fishing openers the squeaker season opener is just around the corner... presented to you by HTC. Get armed, get your squelch list ready and prepare for the annual slaughter.

68slayr · « **Reply #1 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:10:57 PM »

please HT...i need a longer list....mine is alreay full

i always run out of room....need a long list.....the squeakers are coming

Husky01 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:16:56 PM »

Also coming this summer...

Summer 07' Attack Of the Teens.

WARNING
All actions of dweebiness, Hoarding, Hoing, Running, Vulching, Picking, and Camping does not reflect the staff at HTC. Any reproduction of this film with out the written consent of HTC is strictly prohibited and if charged the charges will be delt with in the court of law.

USRanger · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:20:54 PM »

The squeakers are coming!!!!:O

weazely · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:21:52 PM »

do i count as a squeker?in some ways im a vet to this game.

BaldEagl · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:25:04 PM »

Ohh... Ohh... I just thought of this... This year let's have the 1st Annual Pro-Squeaker Tourney. The player killing the most squeakers each month wins. We have to decide how this is determined... low rank maybe (5000 or worse?)... maybe we can get HT to track kills against new accounts for the summer and even post the winners on the home page. I need some help here.

C'mon HT, give us something to "shoot" for.

Furball · « **Reply #6 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:26:13 PM »

Be better to post "Trophy" screenshots of your best squeaker whining after killing him

We could make a 'wall' filled with the best squeakers

JohnnyT · « **Reply #7 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:28:01 PM »

I'm hard in training perfecting my squeeking..

TinmanX · « **Reply #8 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:54:25 PM »

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Originally posted by Furball
Be better to post "Trophy" screenshots of your best squeaker whining after killing him

We could make a 'wall' filled with the best squeakers

Yup Yup! We're gonna need some inter-chess piece coordination with this one. I'll collect Bish squeeker whines where I see them on country.

I'll open the bidding

USRanger · « **Reply #9 on:** May 05, 2007, 01:05:19 PM »

Furball · « **Reply #10 on:** May 05, 2007, 01:22:07 PM »

BaldEagl · « **Reply #11 on:** May 05, 2007, 01:32:44 PM »

More thoughts on the 1st Annual Pro-Squeaker Tourney:

Run from Memorial Day through Labor Day possibly ending on the 25th of each month.

Several catagories: Shortest time to a kill, most kills of the same guy in one flight, most squeaker kills in one flight, most HO attempts against in 1 flight, fewest turns to a kill, best post-kill 200 whine, best post-kill PM, most inane country channel question, most creative response. (some of these will require having killed someone of a minimum rank to be eligable).

Needed: people to collect and review films/screenshots for eligability. An independent judging panal.

Awards: Catagory winners posted each month in the forums with an overall winner posted at the end of the tourney. Winning films/screenshots posted in the forums.

More thoughts? I'd really like to do this... it would be fun.

[EDIT] Added a few catagories.

Karnak · « **Reply #12 on:** May 05, 2007, 01:57:08 PM »

Erm, I am unclear on what a "squeaker" is. I was leaning towards those with high pitched voices, aka"children" that will soon be released from the ardors of school and homework. After that screenshot I am now thinking that the term is refering to people who do not take being shot down gracefully, or people who PM nasty responses to being shot down.

Can somebody give me afirm definition?

crockett · « **Reply #13 on:** May 05, 2007, 02:02:15 PM »

I wonder if HT could adjust the perk point system, to give us extra perks for killing squeakers.

Hornet33 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 05, 2007, 02:03:07 PM »

I always forget to turn on my film, but I'll volunter as a ruling official. What the hell, I'm retiring on the 25th of this month so I'll have some time on my hands to do film/screenshot reviews.