I went to a upscale club once before that was great... beautiful gentlemans room, nice string/horn band, set deep into a slightly lower than stage setting.. Well to do Club....
I came home one night missing my wallet and the wifey called the Club and inquired about my missing wallet. She heard from the background....
"Hey Al I think I have a lead on who's been pisssin in yer tuba...!"
I reported my wallet stolen.
Mac