I think I know what happened..........diet coke and pron dont mix.
Now if it was pron, mac & cheese, alcohol, and a fork then it may of been a little different.
Doctor, doctor! I need help!
What happened?
I was eating mac and cheese with a fork, drinking whiskey, and watching some pron on the computer. I lost my fork and noticed it somehow got stuck in here *pulls pants down, whips it out*
How in the world did you manage that?!?
I seen a nude picture of Rosie O'Donnell and that was the closest thing I had to put it out of its misery.
YOU SEEN IT, YOU CANT UN-SEE IT.
Land based whales are not for the faint of heart.
Wheres me harpoon at!