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Offline Elfie

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« on: June 21, 2007, 04:19:34 PM »
Found this on another board and thought I would share, freakin hilarious.

 Fall Classes for Men     
Fall Classes for Men at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, Oct 30, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 05:09:59 PM »
Come join the State University of Men.  We are much better then that community college listed above.  Here's a directory of our courses for this upcoming fall.

Scotch 101  Appreciation
Scotch 102 Tasting
Scotch 201 Scotch economics
Scotch 301 Scotch Creation class.

Whiskey 582 Appreciation, Tasting, Economics, Creation (Accelerated course graduate course)

Liquor 101 All other Liquors
Liquor 102 Wine Cork, a study into the REAL reason to ask the waiter for the cork.

Kines 20 Full Contact Football
Kines 21 Rugby

Philosophy 008 The philosophies of zone defense vs. Man to Man

Physics 212 Keg Tapping


Those are only some of the more popular classes among first years.
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Offline majic

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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2007, 09:22:47 PM »
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Physics 212 Keg Tapping


Those are only some of the more popular classes among first years.


I'm pretty sure keg tapping is a 100 level course.  (At least I remember learning it as a freshman.)
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2007, 11:18:37 AM »
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Come join the State University of Men.  We are much better then that community college listed above.  Here's a directory of our courses for this upcoming fall.

Scotch 101  Appreciation
Scotch 102 Tasting
Scotch 201 Scotch economics
Scotch 301 Scotch Creation class.

Whiskey 582 Appreciation, Tasting, Economics, Creation (Accelerated course graduate course)

Liquor 101 All other Liquors
Liquor 102 Wine Cork, a study into the REAL reason to ask the waiter for the cork.

Kines 20 Full Contact Football
Kines 21 Rugby

Philosophy 008 The philosophies of zone defense vs. Man to Man

Physics 212 Keg Tapping


Those are only some of the more popular classes among first years.



Well that explains quite a few of your posts here.:huh
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2007, 12:35:36 PM »
:rofl

Guilty

Mac


Fetch 101:  Teaching the wifey without rolling up the newspaper.

Retrieve 101: Same as above.

Obey 101: See Above.

Obedient 101: All of Above.

If my wifey loved me as much as my Golden Retriever does we'd get along better.
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