Originally posted by Maverick
I see absolutely no reason to keep this piece of fecal matter above ground.
Because the ground would puke if you put him in it?
On another note, fecal matter has some purpose, most can be used for fertilizer. The garbage in question has no purpose, and any ground contaminated by it could remain barren for centuries. Besides, who is pissed off enough at vegetation to feed it garbage like that?
Put a large caliber high velocity bullet into the base of his skull, and place what is left in a trash incinerator. Deposit the ashes in the land fill. With the rest of the garbage.