Author Topic: Bin Laden's son weds grandmother from Cheshire (Read 548 times)

Laurie · « **on:** July 13, 2007, 05:22:52 PM »

To say they are an unlikely couple would be an understatement.

She is a 51-year-old grandmother and parish councillor from a village in Cheshire, he is a 27-year-old Arab scrap metal dealer from Jeddah... who just happens to be the son of Osama bin Laden.

But now, after a holiday romance which started when he saw her riding a horse near the Great Pyramid in Egypt, Jane Felix-Browne and Omar Ossama bin Laden have married.

Traitorous *****, Agreed?

Believe it or not she wants to bring Her hubby back to the UK, i can tell where she can stick her marriage and flight ticket back here.

She claims 'well it's true love' Try telling that to our british boys and American allies in Iraq facing the radical attacks fuelled by this man's father and his words and deeds.

O yes and of course The couple are still receiving benefits from the welfare state.

It depresses me how weak parliament and Britain has become, whatever happened to patriotism and public Unity against a public enemy?

the Cow can Golly-geen Well stay out there with her spawn of satan hubbie. And with any luck they get wiped out by a car bomb.

Laurie · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2007, 05:46:11 PM »

she's an ugly mare anyway.

McFarland · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2007, 05:50:13 PM »

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Originally posted by Laurie
she's an ugly mare anyway.

I'm not sure whether to hate Osama's son, or feel sorry for him.

McFarland · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2007, 05:51:21 PM »

On a more serious note, you should allow them to come back to Britain, and then put them both in jail and use Osama's son to see if you can get Osama.

Laurie · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2007, 05:53:15 PM »

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On a more serious note, you should allow them to come back to Britain, and then put them both in jail and use Osama's son to see if you can get Osama.

sadly in Britain that would not be allowed due to civil liberty jargon, there would have to be a serious charge, of which at this moment in time i doubt would be obtainable by scotland yard.

McFarland · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2007, 05:59:04 PM »

Then give them both a one way ticket to America, namely Texas or Tennessee. We know how to treat traitors. A good stout rope and a tall oak tree. If their jet isn't hijacked and landed in the ocean. Or they are car bombed at the airport, or on the way to it.

Laurie · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:06:17 PM »

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Originally posted by McFarland
Then give them both a one way ticket to America, namely Texas or Tennessee. We know how to treat traitors. A good stout rope and a tall oak tree. If their jet isn't hijacked and landed in the ocean. Or they are car bombed at the airport, or on the way to it.

if i could live in Texas i could, but sadly I'm only fourteen

Just looking at her gives us his true motive

Mark Luper · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:14:09 PM »

I'm certainly no supporter of Bin Ladin or his ilk but all this talk of treason is comming from where? Where is the treason? Has Bin Ladin's son been a part of the things his father does or is it just a case of him beeing his biological father?

It's easy to sit back a judge people on misconceptions isn't it? I guess you could hang em on misconceptions too while were at it.

Mark

P.S. I actually think the lady is attractive but then I am seeing her with the eyes of a 60 year old, not a 14 year old.

Octavius · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:20:06 PM »

She looks familiar...

FBBone · « **Reply #9 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:23:47 PM »

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Originally posted by Mark Luper
P.S. I actually think the lady is attractive but then I am seeing her with the eyes of a 60 year old, not a 14 year old.

Mark,

I'm @ 25 years your junior, trust me, she isn't all that good looking even through my eyes.

Laurie · « **Reply #10 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:26:01 PM »

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Originally posted by Octavius
She looks familiar...

Laurie · « **Reply #11 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:27:10 PM »

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Originally posted by Mark Luper
I'm certainly no supporter of Bin Ladin or his ilk but all this talk of treason is comming from where? Where is the treason? Has Bin Ladin's son been a part of the things his father does or is it just a case of him beeing his biological father?

It's easy to sit back a judge people on misconceptions isn't it? I guess you could hang em on misconceptions too while were at it.

Mark

P.S. I actually think the lady is attractive but then I am seeing her with the eyes of a 60 year old, not a 14 year old.

A Donkey gives birth to another donkey, not Pegasus or a unicorn. Metaphorically for Bin laden Jr., and quite literally for the new Mrs. Bin laden and her ancestors:lol

FrodeMk3 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:28:11 PM »

Hulse, you're just jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol

Laurie · « **Reply #13 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:31:56 PM »

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Hulse, you're just jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol

I wonder what christmas is gonna be like with the in-laws?

You rekon he'll attend and watch the kids in the school nativity scene?

Talk about a room having an atmosphere

Mark Luper · « **Reply #14 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:40:44 PM »

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Originally posted by FBBone
Mark,

I'm @ 25 years your junior, trust me, she isn't all that good looking even through my eyes.

Notice: I said the lady is attractive. I didn't say she was the most beautiful woman there ever was.

I do know who the most beautiful woman there ever was is because I am marrying her next month.

Mark