You know SeaBass, there are a couple failsafe ways to get banned from these boards. They're so obvious, in fact, that I'm not going to bother mentioning them...
Nickel and diming your way into PNG status is largely useless. At most, you'll have your threads closed without any specific mention of your name as to the reason why.
I suggest you either man up, or woman out. In the off chance that you decide to choose the former, I just urge you to make it entertaining.