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Offline Xargos

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« on: September 28, 2007, 01:37:23 PM »
My Mom sent me this e-mail that someone else had sent her.  Sorry if it's already been posted.


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I'm retired and the other day I went down town. I was in a shop for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said...

"Hillary in '08."

Jeffery R."Xargos" Ward

"At least I have chicken." 
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 01:42:49 PM »
:aok :rofl :aok :lol

Offline john9001

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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 02:23:14 PM »
now i have to clean my monitor again.

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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 09:59:35 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl
DEFINITION OF A VETERAN
A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life."
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 10:01:25 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.