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Offline Holden McGroin

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« on: October 09, 2007, 04:13:32 AM »
A Welsh farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking out of a pond, using one hand.

The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi Cachu un a for.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water - the cows have s**t in it.'

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand.  Please speak English.'

The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, they hold more'!!!
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2007, 04:54:21 AM »
So.... you're racist against muslims?
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2007, 04:58:55 AM »
Muslim is a religion, not a race.
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« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2007, 05:37:38 AM »
That's all right then.

Too sophisticated for me. When I read the thread title I thought this was going to discuss the Welsh rugby side.
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« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2007, 05:51:52 AM »
I r teh phunny bigot!!11!!
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"Willy's gone and made another,
Something like it's elder brother-
Wing tips rounded, spinner's bigger.
Unbraced tailplane ends it's figure.
One-O-nine F is it's name-
F is for futile, not for fame."

Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2007, 05:54:30 AM »
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That's all right then.  


If we couldn't joke about religion, all those Priest, Rabbi, and Minister walk into a bar jokes would have to be relegated to the landfills of humor.

After all, as Mahatma Gandhi often said, "If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 05:59:59 AM »
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I r teh phunny bigot!!11!!


At least I know the difference between race and religion.

I'll try to post a joke that meets your specifications:

Three humorless idiot PC hacks walk into a bar.  Each finds something personally offensive and shows each patron of the bar what they are doing wrong in their everyday life and how it effects others who also have no sense of humor.

Lets see....  somehow there has to be a punch line, but it seems the set up has no possibilities.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 06:07:35 AM »
I thought that joke was very good!
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 06:16:48 AM »
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I thought that joke was very good!


You are obviously a bigot Angus.

Both you and I need to attend re-education centers and have years of sensitivity training so we too can become humo(u)rless PC hacks.  We will have to check our PMs as I'm sure Thrila has already forwarded us the information.
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 06:20:18 AM »
:rofl

Count me in :D
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 06:31:00 AM »
VERY GOOD!

And when it comes to them, yes I am.
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Re: Welsh Joke
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 06:32:19 AM »
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
A Welsh farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking out of a pond, using one hand.

The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi Cachu un a for.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water - the cows have s**t in it.'

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand.  Please speak English.'

The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, they hold more'!!!
:rofl :cry :rofl
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 07:29:24 AM »
A Nazi is tending is flock of Aryan pureblood sheep one day, when he comes across a man drinking from a pond in his pasture.

Frothing at the mouth and with bulging eyes, he maniacally gesticulates that the water is used for sheep dipping, while adding a few crazed words for effect .

"I'm sorry," replies the man "I'm orthodox Jewish and my hair obscures my ears, please can speak more slowly and with less menace."

"I said, do you want ice with that?"
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 07:36:27 AM »
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Frothing at the mouth and with bulging eyes, he maniacally gesticulates that the water is used for sheep dipping, while adding a few crazed words for effect .


Frothing at the mouth with bulging eyes? You bigoted against Nazis?  

My god you're a monster.
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 07:43:55 AM »
A southerner is out and about walking through the golden corn fields and grassy...er....grass fields where cattle graze in his home county and happens upon a chap face down in a ditch making sucking noises.   Concerned that the poor chap may have done himself an injury he attempts to pull him out of the ditch only to be told

"oigerroffya****er   aye'm jus' tryin' to git meself a drink!"

Realising the gentleman is a northern munkey and therefore probably makes wild claims about being gay every april 1st, the southerner leaves him to it.



P.S.  :p
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