OK, I guess I'm up for providing the community with a good chuckle.
Me (right foreground) and some of the boys on the second day of a long cruise through Washington, Oregon, Utah and Montana a year or so ago. Morning in the town of Joseph just before setting off to run around Hell's Canyon on the way to Boise.
My beast is the red one in the back, dead center. A beefed 2000 Heritage Classic 95" monster called "Narly Harley".