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Offline Tac

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« on: February 02, 2008, 08:16:56 PM »
Taken from another forum.. this one has potential for a lot of fun :)


Here's how it works.

You grant the wish of the person above you but grant it in such a way that it is more trouble then it's worth and you make your own wish.

Example

Person 1: I want a new gaming computer

Person 2: Wish granted, but it's the demented lovechild of HAL and SKYNET.

I wish I was genius

Person 3: Wish granted, but the knowledge drives you insane

Try to keep it funny


I wish for a P-61 Black Widow in AH2

Offline FBplmmr

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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2008, 08:27:28 PM »
I wish for a P-61 Black Widow in AH2


...wish granted but HiTech never brings back night and the planes is coaded to not fly during the hours of 7am and 7pm



I wish for a trip to explore Aztec  and Mayan pyramids in Central and South America

Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2008, 08:28:49 PM »
Wish granted.  But the curse of montezuma strikes you as you're leaving your house to get on the plane to mexico.



I wish for a winning lottery ticket.
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Offline Bronk

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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2008, 08:30:35 PM »
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Wish granted.  But the curse of montezuma strikes you as you're leaving your house to get on the plane to mexico.



I wish for a winning lottery ticket.

Granted but you and 150,000,000 others do too.

I wish i didn't post this.
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2008, 08:31:55 PM »
only Skuzzy can grant that one :D :lol
I don't know what to put here yet.

Offline Bronk

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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2008, 08:32:28 PM »
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Originally posted by JB73
only Skuzzy can grant that one :D :lol
:D ;)
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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2008, 08:40:30 PM »
I wish i had a P38 with the speed of a Me262, turning ability of a zeke, and strength of an HQ , But no bomb bay doors.


:D
Warning! The above post may induce: nausea, confusion, headaches, explosive diarrhea, anger, vomiting, and whining. Also this post may not make any sense, or may lead to the hijack of the thread.

-Regards,
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2008, 08:43:53 PM »
Granted, but you have an unfortunate accident and can never play AH at all for the rest of your life.



I wish sausage would never be placed on pizza anymore.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Offline WWhiskey

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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2008, 08:45:31 PM »
wish # 4 we need the B-29 and the NOOOOK! lol
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2008, 08:46:33 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Granted, but you have an unfortunate accident and can never play AH at all for the rest of your life.



I wish sausage would never be placed on pizza anymore.


Granted, but its replaced with anchovies.

I wish I actually liked my job.
























I'm ignoring WWhiskeys post...
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Offline WWhiskey

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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2008, 08:47:41 PM »
LOL :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2008, 08:50:01 PM »
wish granted treize. i find it disturbing to see someone enjoying their job as a serbian man's love slave though... but hey, keep flying that rainbow dude!

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Offline JB88

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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2008, 08:50:16 PM »
wish granted.  you now like your job.

of course, it's hard for you to admit publically that you are a nail beautician.

i wish i could have some chicken noodle soup.
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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2008, 08:50:28 PM »
you holes is too fast

Offline FrodeMk3

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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2008, 08:50:32 PM »
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Originally posted by WWhiskey
wish # 4 we need the B-29 and the NOOOOK! lol


Granted!

However, It comes' with a 100,000 perk point cost.








I wish we had a WWI Arena and planeset in AH.