Remember folks, the Republicans are the part of light. They didn't do anything wrong, and if they did, they did it for the right reasons and you should thank your lucky stars that they had the fortitude to do it. The Democrats, on the other hand, exist as shadowy vespers, attaching themselves to the moral fabric of our country and vampirically sucking it dry. A black ichor runs through their veins in place of patriotic American red blood, and the baleful glances they shoot at you contain an ill-concealed lust for your freedoms.
It says right in the bible that thou shalt not suffer a democrat to live, so walk through life with your head held high, ever watchful for the damning influences of their steady encroachment, and don't forget to vote the party line.
btw, vote Ron Paul.