Oh the horror, the humanity!!!

[republic]

The AvA is an abomination, a den of depravity and derision.  It is the fatherland of flippant tomfoolery.  The domicile of derelict nere-do-wells.  Where the pious predilect pompous posturing and pontificate upon plans of peril for the populous.

All is lost...woe unto us!

Delete it from the servers!  Purge it I say!  Burn it in the fires of molten Earth until nothing remains.  We scorn it!  From hell's heart we stabbeth it!  For hate's sake we spit our last breath at it!!!

.......

Or...maybe it's not as bad as it seems.  Maybe we should all work together to make it better....  Maybe we could do as some have and go to the DA and actually get to know each other.  Maybe we really could make it a fun arena for all.........

Nawww...where's the fun in that?

Burn it!  Burn it I say!!!  Let the inquisitions begin!  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

[captain1ma]

Rumor has it even shifty went into the DA to play. I'm sorry i missed it, we coulda kissed and made up.

Come on boys, get over yourselfs and come find out what all the fun is about. we're a happy bunch!! Be happy too. its only a game after all

[Larry]

its only a game after all

How dare you!!!   Burn HIM!!

[captain1ma]

[Arlo]

If you leather thong-wearing Lufties weren't so starved for attention and praise you might be a fun lot to hang out with.

[republic]

I <S>'ed you on 200 for your recruitment efforts, with no reply.  I've not had the pleasure of shooting at you or being shot by you.  I've otherwise had no contact with you...yet you feel I'm starved for attention and praise.  Fascinating.

Also you decry those who plop themselves into your threads with nothing worthwhile to say...  Hello pot, this is kettle...your black.



Oh the humanity!  The Axis pilots are attention seeking debutantes with vile ichor in their veins!  They are a waste of human effluence!  Burn the servers so we don't have to suffer their painful words!  All is lost!   The sky is falling!





*Note:  This post and, in fact, the entire thread is a parody upon the plethora of whines which pervade our once solemn place....  +10 pts for every P used per prolific post.

[captain1ma]

wow 10 points per post, ill put a plethora of post in the forum to get the attention i need to make my life right!! do i get bonus points for pasting passages into said plethora of posts??

[Arlo]

I <S>'ed you on 200 for your recruitment efforts, with no reply. 

I broadcasted I turned off 200. No offense, eh? What's the purpose of your thread, hans?

[Odee]

  Looks like the title lost something in the translation...

I believe the quote goes: Oh the horror, the inhumanity...
 

 

[republic]

What's the purpose of your thread, hans?

*Note:  This post and, in fact, the entire thread is a parody upon the plethora of whines which pervade our once solemn place....  +10 pts for every P used per prolific post.

Oh, and I'm holding a grudge because apparently that's what the AvA exists for anymore.

Darn you Arlo!  Darn you to heck!   

[captain1ma]

How Many times i gotta tell you Republic!!! when you leave the door open, anyone is liable to come in!! and look, they even taught this one how to talk!!

[Arlo]

Ah the tribulations of posting public strutting threads.

[republic]

Ah the tribulations of posting public strutting threads.

2 P's good for 20 points.  Arlo...you can do better!


Patrons of the AvA have penchants for presenting themselves prostrate to those that pander to persons in power guilty of promiscuity!  (eg. AvA players are Billlary supporters)

[Arlo]

2 P's good for 20 points.  Arlo...you can do better!

And I have but I march to the beat of a drummer that doesn't play German Martial music.

[captain1ma]

and to think, we're actually trying to help him?? hmmm i have a friend thats a good psychologist, no no, that wont work either.........