Charon what an excellent idea.
Hows about the remaining boring monogamas one spouse members of [/]both parties[/b] out the pedofiles, skirt chasers, freak soliciters, closet\outta closet gays and lesbians, animal freakers, NAMBLA members, dirty old men\women, teen page poachers, S&M prostitute and regulare prostitute of both sex users, bad check passers, bad gass passers, money addicts, drug addicts, power addicts and basic liers. Then make them get their own party called...hmmm...lets see....the Sodom and Gamorrah Party. Or better yet the American Morality and Truth Party for the advancement of sick Human Beings.
This list seems to be all we have as choices in our government these days if you wait long enough for them to goof up in public.