I actually gufawed when I read this;
why then are you so conspicuously absent in the arena? shirley you could come in and fight me 1v1 in a remote corner or we could adjourn to the DA for some friendly asymmetrical work.
Storch, all kidding aside... Why would I want to pad your score in a 1v1? I don't have the luxury of playing the game as many hours as you do. 25 hours in AvA alone as I write this versus my 8 in all arenas (not counting 2 hours in FSO)
I also have other interests in RL, like family and work. There are other games I play as well.
Now I know I'm good, but I'm not uber good and I know that.
You're uber good... maybe as good or better than TK.
All that said, why do you even bother to ask such a rediculous question? Will it make your chest thumping any louder? You get a special dog biscuit for shooting me down? Will it improve your smack talk skills?
No, I won't fight a
fair fight with you. Quite frankly, it would be demeaning to you. Not even a victory.
Now TK, I'll take up on his offer of the DA, despite the differences in age and all the threads we share. TK I respect, and know I can learn from without having to even think of defending myself after in a thread. Fighting Storch in DA or 1v1 in AvA, would be like putting out a fire with gasoline in such a case, simply for the ammount of smack talk and other drivel Storch would pump out.
So the simple plain answer is, "No sir, won't do it."
