Again as our great heros were out numbered and out gunned, the Almighty warriors of the third reich managed to stave off another set of un-organized attacks.
JG77 our newest set of Killers, chomping at the bit at every opportunity, took atleast 5 bases while i was on. those base takes were left unanswered by the Allied forces.
JG54, JG11, the Avengers and JG77 have turn into a combined well organized, cohesive, killing machine, the likes of which wouldve impress most tactical generals. predictions are that we well remove the offending infection called the allieds off the boot by tuesday.
we saw a flurry off activity off several bases. even odee and shifty got into the fray. DPQ5 was on but didnt have much to say after the womping he took from commander TK in the DA the other night! see saturday night report for details on that event.
i would like to extend a few hints to some of the Allied players that dont know all the rules and quirks of the AVA Game:
1. if you are on a base with a town, the maproom is in the town not on the base!! protect the town!
2. you need
35 troops to take a base!
just a couple of hints. we dont like taking bases without a good fight.
we handed out some good punishment to a few of the players. the problem is they give up to easy.
Flatiron became the object of JG54's affections got beat up numerous times. hes what we consider the #1 HO! some of the newer players were trying to HO from as far as 1.5k out. tsk tsk, such a waste of bullets.
we just out flew them and then spanked them.
a few other Allieds on the ground we caught doing strange things to our sheep. they were executed immediately.
Jagdtankker was one of those guys.
DO NOT MESS WITH LULU AND FRIENDS!!speaking of
Jagdtankker, he was beaten in to submission so many times, the last time we saw him he was running and crying like a baby!
TK got into a manned ack at one base and again left a Large pile of airframes for the new guys to clean up. Geez TK!!
Our new tactics involve a new way of shooting down the opponents. first we remove plane parts ie, elevators, wheels, flaps etc. then we pilot wound them, and then finish them off.
its called the punish, demoralize, destroy tactic!!! we kill slowly and painfully!! enjoy the ride allieds, its gonna be a long one!!
<S> to all those Allieds that bravely fought. <S> to all those that ran like babies!!
<S> to all Axis squads and Axis Members that are part of the great third riech war Machine!!
Deutchland Uber Alles
This propaganda report brought to you courtesy of JG54
