I just cut off my kids fingers, ...blinded them,...popped their eardrums,.... and sewed their mouths shut.
That way i don't have to worry about texting, or this pesky world getting to their fragile constitutions,..
Saves me from having to do the work of a parent..
Hey, why the hell did i have them anyway????
(Insert any of today's terrible parents here}........
It's a trend