"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned....I have been intimate with one of the girls in our congregation.."
"mmm, was it Louise Dorrabella?" the Preist asks.
"Father, I don't want to say....." Johnny replies.
"Well, was it Julie Whitecomb?"
"Father, I can't say....." says,Johnny
"Betty O'Neil?"
"I don't want to get anyone introuble, father....."
"Jessica Sampson?"
"Father! I told you, I can't say!" pleads little Johnny.
"Very well," replies the priest. "Because you are not being forthright about your adventures with the church, you are relieved of your altar boy duties for 8 weeks while you consider the sins of your ways"
"I understand" says Johnny, and he returns to sit with his friends.
"How'd it go?" asks his friend Steve.
"Not bad....got a 2 month vacation and 4 good leads!"
