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Offline texasmom

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"Barnyard"
« on: April 11, 2008, 10:07:28 PM »
Quote from: BBBB on April 11, 2008, 08:52:05 PM
I hate where she works. A white teacher in a mostly black area is not a good combo to start with. Add in the fact the two campus police officers are about as worthless as tits on a bull and you have a recipe for chaos. Kids bring guns to school there, there have been two stabbings, a kid was sent to the hospital after she was beat into a gang at school (yes I said she).

Sorry BBBB,
I didn't want to write this over on the teacher's thread.  Hey, have y'all seen the kids movie "Barnyard?"  Can anyone explain to me how it slipped past everyone who worked on that movie that bulls aren't supposed to have teets?  Every single one of them has a set.
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Offline Ripsnort

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Re: "Barnyard"
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2008, 10:17:02 PM »
Quote from: texasmom on April 11, 2008, 10:07:28 PM
Sorry BBBB,
I didn't want to write this over on the teacher's thread.  Hey, have y'all seen the kids movie "Barnyard?"  Can anyone explain to me how it slipped past everyone who worked on that movie that bulls aren't supposed to have teets?  Every single one of them has a set.
Hmmm...never noticed. It could be that the male hormone just disregards anything on a cow considering that we think of it as food.  :confused:
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Re: "Barnyard"
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2008, 12:01:18 AM »
That's....  not milk.
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Re: "Barnyard"
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2008, 01:31:03 AM »
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Mammary secretion has been induced in a bull calf by treatment with stilbestrol. The secretion contained approximately .8% fat, 1% casein, .035% lactose, and 18% (packed volume) body cells. The fatty acid composition of the milkfat largely resembled that of normal milkfat. The casein phenotype included the rare A variant of asl-casein.

Seems they are more useful than those found on a boar hog.
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Re: "Barnyard"
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2008, 04:37:52 AM »
Quote from: texasmom on April 11, 2008, 10:07:28 PM
Sorry BBBB,
I didn't want to write this over on the teacher's thread.  Hey, have y'all seen the kids movie "Barnyard?"  Can anyone explain to me how it slipped past everyone who worked on that movie that bulls aren't supposed to have teets?  Every single one of them has a set.

Did Rosie O'donnell play the part of the "bull"?
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Re: "Barnyard"
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2008, 04:39:19 AM »
Quote from: Slash27 on April 12, 2008, 04:37:52 AM
Did Rosie O'donnell play the part of the "bull"?
Do bulls get that big? :O
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Re: "Barnyard"
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2008, 04:52:38 AM »
You city slickers crack me up.
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2008, 11:35:33 AM »
I thought all mammals had teets.  Its because when mammals are embryos, we are all female.  Those of us destined to become males are exposed to certain hormones that convert us from female to male.

On top of that, when we are embryos we have : Tails, and pharyngeal gill slits.
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