Battle Report 18.04.2008 06:47:39
Name Hitpoints Health
YHVH 10 119
Meatwad 15 107
Winner: Meatwad
Detailed Report
***** Round 1 *****
YHVH strikes out to hit hard. A jump aside saves Meatwad before being chopped in two halves. The weapon of YHVH hits the ground sparkling. (0)
Foaming Meatwad unloads all his pent-up wrath upon his enemy. YHVH readies his weapon instinctively and can parry the attack of Meatwad at the very last moment. (0)
YHVH hits Meatwad several times in a row. A jump aside saves Meatwad before being chopped in two halves. The weapon of YHVH hits the ground sparkling. (0)
Foaming Meatwad unloads all his pent-up wrath upon his enemy. YHVH sees stars before his eyes as the attack of Meatwad touches his head. Dizzy, YHVH looks out for the next attack. (5)
YHVH strikes out to hit hard. Meatwad is tossed back by a brutal attack but he doesn`t suffer any damage. YHVH curses and attacks again. (0)
Meatwad strikes out to hit hard. YHVH is tossed back by a brutal attack but he doesn`t suffer any damage. Meatwad curses and attacks again. (0)
Result Round 1
Name Hitpoints Health
YHVH 0 129
Meatwad 5 117
***** Round 2 *****
YHVH hits Meatwad. Blood spouts out a head wound of Meatwad. If he hadn`t backed away he`d be dead by now. (3)
Meatwad strikes out to hit hard. YHVH manages to block the attack of Meatwad with his shield. (0)
YHVH tries to bluff Meatwad with a feint so that he can hit hard. Laughing, Meatwad avoids the attack. YHVH apparently becomes furious. (0)
Meatwad tries to break the cover of YHVH with a complicated razzle-dazzle. Seems that Meatwad foresaw the junk of YHVH as he can hit him hard on his back after the feint. (3)
YHVH tries to bluff Meatwad with a feint so that he can hit hard. Laughing, Meatwad avoids the attack. YHVH apparently becomes furious. (0)
Result Round 2
Name Hitpoints Health
YHVH 3 126
Meatwad 3 114
***** Round 3 *****
Meatwad tries to break the cover of YHVH with a complicated razzle-dazzle. YHVH manages to block the attack of Meatwad with his shield. (0)
YHVH whirls around and tries to hit Meatwad. A single hit by YHVH gets through the cover of Meatwad. Meatwad suffers a deep wound on his sword arm. (1)
Foaming Meatwad unloads all his pent-up wrath upon his enemy. Seems that Meatwad foresaw the junk of YHVH as he can hit him hard on his back after the feint. (4)
YHVH lets his weapon get down on Meatwad in a high curve. From the corner of his eye, Meatwad sees as he is hit. YHVH grins as he realizes that his enemy cannot avoid the attack. (6)
Foaming Meatwad unloads all his pent-up wrath upon his enemy. YHVH is tossed back by a brutal attack but he doesn`t suffer any damage. Meatwad curses and attacks again. (0)
YHVH tries to bluff Meatwad with a feint so that he can hit hard. Virtuaso Meatwad parries the fierce attack of YHVH. (0)
Meatwad tries to break the cover of YHVH with a complicated razzle-dazzle. YHVH screams as the weapon of Meatwad drills into his shoulder. (3)
YHVH whirls around and tries to hit Meatwad. Sparks fly as steel meets steel. For a short moment YHVH and Meatwad are wedged into each other and they glance at each other full of lust for murder. (0)
Result Round 3
Name Hitpoints Health
YHVH 7 119
Meatwad 7 107
Winner: Meatwad
Nice fight, I was
and hoping to be
but you bested me.
