I do have an idea.
Specialist scientists, no minor number but a large proportion, all ensure that there at the very least a few very crucial elements of particle physics begging to be discovered by this huge contraption. Not the least, a particle that'd settle the source of no less than gravity.. Not quite so much less important, insights or at the very least hints on the workings of what's supposed to be the very beginning of the known universe, clues on that damn 'dark matter' wild goose chase that eggheads have been trying to detect for decades now and that has become a real stubbling block on physics that affects all sorts of subcategories of physics, clues of funky temporal artifacts, etc... How about I let the specialists answer the question:
http://lhc-machine-outreach.web.cern.ch/lhc-machine-outreach/why.htmOr maybe I'm wrong and "The fact that a total layman of the project thinks it's a bad idea puts my mind on edge".
I figured out how to defrost a freezer probably before I got into my teens. Doing it while very drunk is another matter, and one I'd challenge you to outdo me in, anytime. Hammers and 5lbs chisel will be the tools. [insert here some condescending inuendo about your housekeeper, or whatever]
All grammatical funk is to be blamed on bavaria 86.
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