NEWS FLASH............for those who feel the need to walk on eggs, tiptoe, hint, or otherwise allege and whisper about it.
IT WAS VonMessa. I said, verbatim "Your momma has a bad connection" and "Your momma is so ugly, she could make an onion cry" Now it is not a secret
Feel free to talk about me all you want to now, in the open. I came to the AvA from the MA on the heels of a rash of "Your momma" jokes being traded on 200 if you must know, even though I am not normally so inclined to provide explanations for my in-game conduct to anyone but Stampf or the Stab of JG11.
I made the momma jokes. For that I will not apologize as comments were made prior to any knowledge of any conditions that your mother suffers from, nor have I ever met you or your mother, so how can I even be sure that it is true, let alone made the comments with any malicious intent. Even if, by some chance, I have met your mother, that doesn't guarantee that she exhibited symptoms at the time that we met as it is only a temporary condition. If she does indeed have it, I can't be sorry for that either, as I did not cause it so it would be an empty apology in a lame attempt, at best, to assuage your bruised feelings. What I can do is empathize with your mother and hope it goes away soon.
If you are looking for someone to feel ashamed, do not waste your time here. After 4 years in the Army, 2 children and 1 divorce, I do not shame easily. There is a reason that my squadmates have branded me the Schmutziger Hund. Besides it gives the morality police and bleeding hearts something to do. You may inquire of anyone who knows me more than just a casual basis that I have no problem admitting when I am wrong. This is not one of those times.
For future reference, if you feel that I have wronged you in any way, reach down, grab them, count them, make sure there are still 2 of them there and call me out on it in the open. Anything less is a lame attempt at dramatics, just short of trolling.
But............On Topic (even though I hate to regurgitate from a thousand other posts about this)
99% of the time, warping is caused by your ISP connection. Nobody is saying that you suck, or your computer sucks, or that you are cheating. What we are saying is that the connection provided to you by your ISP sucks. Nothing you can do but call them and complain, or shop elsewhere.
Warping sucks for everyone like Stampf said.
Next time try a search on warping, and keep your post separate from any clandestine attacks on another player.
sir, and best of luck in the BoA.
Deine Schmutziger Hund
