Early contender for this month's Pasty Face Award!

[Simaril]

Yesterday had an annoying extended "fight" with a guy I hadn't seen much in the MA -- he was in a Dora, and reminded me of nothing so much as a ball on a rubber band. You know, he sprints away till you turn, then he comes right back; you make a reversal, and away he goes to repeat the cycle. When someone else got him in a similar late war ride, and I got the assist message, I checked score to see what this guy was made of...

And was surprised to see that in the 3 complete days since the tour started he had logged Forty Three Hours. (Tour started on the 2nd due to weekend, and this was the 5th.) When I logged off today, he was continuing the blistering pace with Fifty Two Hours in four days.

Ladies and Gentlemen (along with any AHers that leaves out), that amounts to Thirteen Hours Each and Every Day! Maintaining that torrid pace seems impossible, but if he manages to continue he'd spend over FIVE HUNDRED HOURS playing AH this month. A commendable performance for anyone, and on track to be among the truly great recipients of the Pasty Face Award.

Now for those who don't remember, in years past players whose addiction (or competitive drive) compels them to completely surrender their lives to AH have been nominated for this prestigious award. It's been quite a while since I've seen the topic come up, but in the face of such dedication it only seems right to revive the decoration once more.

So if you have nominees, bring them here!

[Delirium]

Post would be alot better with names...

[Adonai]

yikes 45 hours thats air time too, someone needs to go out meet girls.

[hubsonfire]

Yeah, we need names, because that's just time in-flight, not including screaming for more hot pockets in the tower. There's no shame in shaming someone with no shame, right?

[DoNKeY]

Yeah, we need names, because that's just time in-flight, not including screaming for more hot pockets in the tower. There's no shame in shaming someone with no shame, right?

It's HT isn't it? 


  (runs and hides).

donkey

[Masherbrum]

LOL, I know who it is.   

[BaldEagl]

I spent that long just today trying to get a stupid field capture in a goon.  I win.

[RumbleB]

sorry to ruin the surprise but okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok.

I think HTC need to do a check on this guy. He clearly needs help. THIS GUY IS EVERYWHERE, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY.... He is going to die infront of his PC. His name is so annoying to read so I figured id spam it.. how do you pronounce that??

[Hap]

Right.  AH = best pool to survey time well spent lives well lived.

BBS = best pool of those to diagnose and proscribe.

[Max]

If it's who I think it is, he's been in the lobby most of that time. Oh yeah, his name rhymes with gang 

[uptown]

Joker2 has 2 minutes short of 50 hours already

[NavyOne1978]

and in the news today, man playing AH2 for 18 hrs a day, had to have his butt unfused from his chair by paramedics.... details at 5pm

[Masherbrum]

sorry to ruin the surprise but okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok okllok.

I think HTC need to do a check on this guy. He clearly needs help. THIS GUY IS EVERYWHERE, I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY.... He is going to die infront of his PC. His name is so annoying to read so I figured id spam it.. how do you pronounce that??

LOL Rumble.   Rumble is correct.    okllok and I go back, I never even talked to the moron a couple years ago when this all started.   He is a mental case that scorepotato's and thinks because so, "he's better than anyone else".   He'll run his mouth and when asked to go to the DA, every excuse will begin to surface.   

Now mind you last night did not let anyone down on Country channel.  "I'm Russian!!!"   Like that has ANY bearing on a DA when Simaril challenged him after okllok stated "you'd lose honey."    Simaril or MOST for that matter could pounce this cherry picker in the DA.   I've also seen him at times, shadowing me to get kills as I moved in on them.   

The funny part is him ripping on both Sim's and my Hit %.    His isn't any better and he relies on Late War rides.   I use Mid War rides for the most part and getting kills isn't as easy.   He's just wrapped up in himself thinking he's better than anyone else.   Heck, it is fun prodding him until he spews "afk" because he ran out of material.   

Simaril, it would have been fun watching you wipe the floor in the DA with his arse.   

[hubsonfire]

Jesus, 50 and 60 hours 4 days. Go Voss go!

[RELIC]

Right.  AH = best pool to survey time well spent lives well lived.

BBS = best pool of those to diagnose and proscribe.

I was thinking exactly the same thing Hap.