As bad as that slam sucks, I have to admit it's funny. 
Those are not steering Wheeels VM, they're refered to as Kraut Hammers.
Shessh first slam my plane now my College Football team as well.
There will be a reckoning. 
Expect no mercy for bombers, gonads OR football teams.
We, who hail from Philadelphia, are non-discriminatory. We will even boo Santa Clause and throw snowballs at him if we feel it is necessary.
Stampf, a blender? How come we don't have blenders? That would be pretty cool. Maybe even a Biermeister, perhaps? I think I had better have a talk with my crew-chief.
Might start filling the aux or aft tank mit bier.
