Achtung, Axis pilots (memo from XO)

[VonMessa]

By executive order of the RLM, there will be an additional item added to the standard issue list for all Luftwaffe pilots.

If this item is not in you standard issue pack (uniforms, goggles, leather underwear, etc) please see the Quartermaster or myself and we will square you away.

Please inform command if you are missing this item ASAP as they have been designed and handcrafted, exclusively for the Battle of Aces, and are being shipped to us directly from Köln (actually from Philly, but use your imagination) and will need time for transit.






Please do not let this fall into enemy hands as they will not be able to handle the uber tastiness of it.

HORRIDO!!!

[Motherland]

 

[Stampf]

  

Nice one.

[RMrider]

         

Awesome! 

[Odee]

So that's what a 37mm tater looks like. 

 

[VonMessa]

So that's what a 37mm tater looks like. 

 

Well, a typical beer bottle is about 55mm in diameter, but we will need something to pee in  when it's empty.

Hearing your blenders will make us thirsty, which in turn will make us drink more, which in turn.......

And you know what happens once you break the seal..... There's no turning back.