Rollins ~ Hey, where's Rollins?

[texasmom]

I didn't listen to the Rollins CD from my kid's collection yet. I went to youtube instead... listened to a song or two (boy, he's agressive!)... but then got sidetracked watching his stand up.  I think he's awesome.   
Oh... but I think I'm not going to post any links until after I can find one where there's not the f-bomb every other word.

Anyhow, I must have lived a sheltered life to not ever listened to H.R.  Nice. 

[JB88]

you're getting a tat, aren't you, texas mom?

[ink]

he has a great song called  " liar"

 

[texasmom]

you're getting a tat, aren't you, texas mom?

No 
Not that I'd admit here, anyhow. 

[JB88]

her words say no.

her smiley says yes.

she's gettin one i tell you...it's juuuuust a matter of time.

 

[texasmom]

Seriously, I'm not. Here's the whole tattoo thing:









My squaddie just got bit by a coral snake & spent almost a week in the hospital.  He's a relatively new guy... and hasn't sent me a picture for our squad website yet.  So I was gonna put a picture of a coral snake tattoo in place of a picture of him on our website.  Because a picture of a snake ain't too manly... but a picture of a tattoo is okay.   I didn't say that's why earlier because I didn't ask his permission to do it... I was just going to do it.

No... for certain no tattoos.

[JB88]

you just keep tellin yourself that texasmom.

my grandma used to be juuuust like you.

guess what happened?

tat.

yep.

(well, it was eyeliner permanantly tatooed onto her eyelids...BUT it was a TAT!)

just a matter of time texas mom.  juuuuuuust a matter of time.

[texasmom]

you just keep tellin yourself that texasmom.
my grandma used to be juuuust like you.
guess what happened?
tat.
yep.
(well, it was eyeliner permanantly tatooed onto her eyelids...BUT it was a TAT!)
just a matter of time texas mom.  juuuuuuust a matter of time.

Gee whiz! Oh man, how painful what that? What if the guy slipped?  WHAM! Right in the eye.  Your Grandma's my new brave hero. Crap ~ can you imagine how painful that would have been?

[JB88]

she said they used a local.

she thought it was the coolest thing in the whole planet ever.

[texasmom]

88... that's actually not a bad idea.  I don't wear makeup often, but I can definitely see the appeal in having some of it tattoo'd on.  Like lipliner. It's such a pain to apply...  And if you screw it up, you gotta start all over.  Make-up is one of the biggest hassles in the world.  Yeah, and eyeliner sucks too.  Especially in Texas ~ where it's so muggy in the summer.  That stuff looks like Alice Cooper by about noon.

I wonder if those egyptian gals from way back when had theirs tattoo'd on... with that big swish off to the side.


Man, Rollins has got a show? I'm watching clips of his letters to celebrities.  They're awesome. Here's some:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Wgw-4XiFU&feature=related (to David Beckham)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqybDdU4qVk&feature=related (to Carrot Top)

What do you think it would take for him to write a letter to the O'Club.  There's PLENTY here in our little dysfunctional family to make fun of! 

Dang ~ he sure is funny!

[Gunslinger]

she said they used a local.

she thought it was the coolest thing in the whole planet ever.

I knew a girl that had this done as well.  She freed herself of 15 minutes every day at least with putting on eyeliner and removing it.  She LOVES it as she can leave the house and "Look" like she did her face up.

[Rollins]

Rollins checking in re:Rollins.  Sorry would have seen this earlier but the AH Rollins is typing this from the hospital provided internet service.  Took an ambulance ride for the first time ever today (as a patient anyway) and am now heavily medicated and have been graced by the needle, for I've been counting, 16 times. Turns out I have pneumonia and the built up fluid has decreased my lung and heart function. No symptoms other than rapid onset severe shortness of breath.  See your doctors regularly ladies and gents...

Back on topic.  Yes, huge fan of The Man and he is a blast to see in any format.  He really gets into some serious topics on his spoken word and rocks hard in his band. Little left for me sometimes but hey.

Check out all of his work at :www.21361.com

More later, pretty tired now.  Good post TxMom 
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[texasmom]

My goodness! Hope you have a speedy recovery!
Here's some chicken soup.

[Rollins]

Thanks.  I guarantee that yours is better than the no salt, low fat stuff I've gotten so far.   

[texasmom]

That's it. I'm liking Rollins very much. After reading more... he toured Iraq year before last with the USO.  He's awesome.