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Offline slipknot

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Nothing to see here, move along
« on: July 03, 2008, 08:55:31 AM »
Okay, I guess even I have my limits.
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Offline Dowding

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Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2008, 09:01:28 AM »
Are you for real?
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Offline DYNAMITE

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Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2008, 09:04:29 AM »
I would arrange for my target to receive a life time supply of Taco Bell... it's delicious flavor will draw him in... soon he will be eating nothing but toco bell.  This will lead to weight gain, hardening of the arteries, diabetes, and eventually a devastating stroke that will leave him/her a shell of their former self.  The targets family will have no choice but to pull the plug thus completing the mission with no fear of detection.  

Now if you will excuse me... i have a sudden craving for a Chalupa and Quesodilla combo with a Baja Blast Mountain Dew to drink.

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Offline slipknot

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Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2008, 09:07:20 AM »
Quote from: Dowding on July 03, 2008, 09:01:28 AM
Are you for real?

Well, yes and no...

I really want to be a professional assassin, but I don't have any experience or leads or jobs lined up. I'm working on it though, and figured this is the best place to start.

My next step is to post google ads for people that want people killed.
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Offline Shifty

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Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2008, 09:12:43 AM »
HOLY **** DUDE!
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Offline Swoop

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Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2008, 09:13:43 AM »
lol


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Offline DYNAMITE

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Re: Nothing to see here, move along
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2008, 09:18:55 AM »
well i still think my Taco Bell plan is the best
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Re: Nothing to see here, move along
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2008, 09:27:18 AM »
Quote from: DYNAMITE on July 03, 2008, 09:18:55 AM
well i still think my Taco Bell plan is the best

Your plan is so good that I may adapt it for a general raid on Subway or perhaps Chipotle later today.
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Offline uptown

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Re: Nothing to see here, move along
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2008, 09:57:23 AM »
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Offline halo342

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Re: Nothing to see here, move along
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2008, 11:46:00 AM »
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Re: Nothing to see here, move along
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2008, 02:30:38 PM »
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Re: Nothing to see here, move along
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2008, 02:36:03 PM »
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Re: Nothing to see here, move along
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2008, 04:26:27 PM »
THIS is why I never go o bed early! I miss all the good stuff :cry
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