Inspired by Cowboy73's thread.
With appologies to...well, EVERYONE, and Bluegrass fans in particular.
I am the man of constant dweebery
I get pwned all the day, fluff'ng lame!
I bid farewell to "Mindless FSP3"(tm)
To play this stupid airplane game!
For six long tours I've been augerin',
No kills at TankTown have I bagged.
I sqeak and whine so much on range,
All the Bishops want me fragged.
Farewell oh el cheapo flight stick,
I done been shot down again.
I busted up my X52 with a brick,
Killed by ack from the %@#$%! train!
Y'all can shove this game y'all know where,
No more fifteen bucks shall I owe.
Skuzzy wiped a mournful tear,
Said "Don't let the door hit ya when ya go!"