the FBI has a file on me that is 100 pages long. not bad, but not great either. However, the CIA has a large 400 page profile on me, not bad. Last estimate I saw, rox has a stunning 1000 page profile. Beware, i'm not even a main target. Last estimate....guppy was up there with a total of 1 million pages. Of course they are released under the freedom of information act, so they are heavily censored. I did happen to come upon the code name for this information gathering mission. go ahead, ask around (at your own risk), wisper to a high ranking official the word "bozo." and see what happens. Be prepared though, I tried it once, and spent a month in a highly classified prison. Luckily I got out before any serious interrogation occurred. Apparently the guards were busy interrogating sheep, as they figured since they were always on the ground, they saw the enemy movements the best. Also, these sheep, after years in the field, have finally learned not only how to interperate words, but build their own radio! There has been talk of a counter attack by the sheep, of course sparing those you have been "kind" to them in the past. These are just a few of the things that I saw, and the rumors I've heard, for being so stupid as to communicate with my friends in other virtual countries. I would say more, but there is a ninja in here pointing a katana at me, I don't think he speaks english, he just keeps saying QUAH. I don't think he really means it, otherwise I wouldn't be typing now. TINFOIL ACTIVATE. For those of you, at this point, who might be thinking wt (f) (can i type that?) don't worry, join the many that are thinking the same thing, including me.