I wish I could help you, but I tend to agree with everyone and never rock the boat.
*coughs, chokes, sputters, and spits beer out nose.....
aye aye MISTER SLASH.... but I don't think that goes far enough... it should always be capitalized....
eg.... MISTER SLASH really screwed the pooch on that set up. The fields came up early? I'll bet MISTER SLASH fell into a drunken stupor at his keyboard