Actually, there was an ultra dense mass which contained the entire universe- that exploded.
Kind of iffy, but by far no less than a Jewish zombie returning from the grave after having forgiving us all our sins, and telling us to eat his flesh and drink his blood.
That actually sounds like it was somehow taken the wrong way, eating human flesh and drinking blood sounds like something Zombie Jesus should be doing, not the other way around...
Both sound far fetched, and I honestly think that modern day theoretical physics should be taught over the writings of delusional Hebrews that are what... 3,000-4000 years old?