not feelin well

[Masherbrum]

Go see a doctor, moron. 

x2

[Banshee7]

You been eating any girls lately?

um...... 

[moot]

Go see a doctor, moron. 

BS.  Go see an astrologer.

[Yeager]

Yeah....go see your doc right away.  Might be a bleeding ulcer or something.  Probably not life threatening but might as well get it taken care of.

[moot]

Nah... Keep posting on the Aces High forum.  A doctor will tell you exactly what's going on and what to do, very shortly. Mark my word.

[Dago]

Sounds like pregnancy.

[Slamfire]

problem is.... i havent been able 2 eat dinner... i havent eatin dinner in like 3 days now... and i been barely eating breakfast and lunch, very small amount of food


-BigBOBCH

Dude you may well have an early case of appendicitis - go see a doctor PRONTO!

[Motherland]

I've read about this before. It's a result of too much testosterone in your body. What you're going to want to do is cut off all blood flow to/from your family jewels. You'll be ok in a day or two.
No need to see a doctor.

[Holden McGroin]

Nah... Keep posting on the Aces High forum.  A doctor will tell you exactly what's going on and what to do, very shortly. Mark my word.

You probably do not have a laparoscope, so I would choose the open appendectomy. Make a two- to three-inch incision in the lower right abdomen, separate the abdominal muscles and open the abdominal cavity. Pull the appendix through the incision, tie it off at its base, and remove it. Care should taken to avoid spilling purulent material (pus) from the appendix while it is being removed. If the appendix has ruptured, thoroughly wash out the abdomen with saline.Then suture the incision.

Course then I am a mechanical engineer, not a doctor.

[vorticon]

Nah... Keep posting on the Aces High forum.  A doctor will tell you exactly what's going on and what to do, very shortly. Mark my word.

why not. we have experts, actual or self proclaimed on every other topic under the sun on here, and countless other people who give advice regardless.

[GrimCH]

You probably do not have a laparoscope, so I would choose the open appendectomy. Make a two- to three-inch incision in the lower right abdomen, separate the abdominal muscles and open the abdominal cavity. Pull the appendix through the incision, tie it off at its base, and remove it. Care should taken to avoid spilling purulent material (pus) from the appendix while it is being removed. If the appendix has ruptured, thoroughly wash out the abdomen with saline.Then suture the incision.

Course then I am a mechanical engineer, not a doctor.

What kind of advise is that to give to a 17 year old.

Of course you are going to need some alcohol for the pain and antiseptic, also.  

Tell your parents, Bob.

[Holden McGroin]

What kind of advise is that to give to a 17 year old.

Of course you are going to need some alcohol for the pain and antiseptic, also.  

Tell your parents, Bob.

Hey, this isn't too difficult. I tried this out on my buddy when I was 14, and he almost survived.

[redman555]

lol, i was just consterpaded, i was poopin out poo that looked like a bunch of marbles glued together, i feel better now lol! 



-BigBOBCH

[moot]

It's good to know we helped solve a life or death crisis.

[Baitman]

lol, i was just consterpaded, i was poopin out poo that looked like a bunch of marbles glued together, i feel better now lol! 



-BigBOBCH

Thank You 4 sharing