It's official, I'm married now

[Dragon]

Congrats, been in the vice for 16+ years, good luck.

 

[dkff49]

Just remember all couples married or not fight at some time or another.

The best advice I have is fight naked. They don't last as long this way.
(bear in mind that I almost threw up when I was told this by a 65 year old man)

[infowars]

    

[SD67]

Sarah and I have been married 5 years now and going along fine.
Good luck to you and the Mrs!

[Karnak]

Lies!  Geeks don't get married!

 


Congratulations.  You two look good together and I hope you have a long, happy future.


Congratulations to Ack-Ack as well.

[Acidreign]

Didnt anyone else notice that her wedding dress is black?

 I hope that isnt some sort of bad omen!!!

 Take it from me, i have been married and divorced twice, i stopped doing the married thang more than 20 years ago, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?   

 Hope it goes well anyways

[999000]

Zazen  as always is right on!
Just understand this dance....When your wife asks you a question...she really is not asking a question..she's asking you to engager in a conversation where she will tell you what she wants.   So when she asks you a question ..your very politely suppose to to volley the tennis ball back to her side of the court by saying somethign like "I don't know what do you think?"...at that point she will be very happy to step throught the door and tell you what she's thinking and wanting...at this point if it has nothing to do with the car or lawnmower...do the bobblehead thing ....and say I think thats a great idea honey!
<S> 999000

[Bear76]

Zazen  as always is right on!
Just understand this dance....When your wife asks you a question...she really is not asking a question..she's asking you to engager in a conversation where she will tell you what she wants.   So when she asks you a question ..your very politely suppose to to volley the tennis ball back to her side of the court by saying somethign like "I don't know what do you think?"...at that point she will be very happy to step throught the door and tell you what she's thinking and wanting...at this point if it has nothing to do with the car or lawnmower...do the bobblehead thing ....and say I think thats a great idea honey!
<S> 999000

Good grief triple 9, you make it sound like a job...oh ya nevermind. That's why I'm now unemployed 

[RATTFINK]

WTG Riku!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

[texasmom]

Here's a few things you need to know if you want to stay happily married:

1) She's always right.

2) Everything is always your fault.

3) When she asks if you want something, what she really means is she wants you to ask her what she wants.

4) When she says she's "fine", she's definitely not "fine", so turn off the game, smile and talk to her if you know what's good for you.

5) If she asks you how she looks the answer is ALWAYS, "You look wonderful, dear!", even if she doesn't look wonderful.

6) If she asks you if she looks fat or looks like she's gaining weight don't say, "I like a little meat on my lady..." (I actually said that once. To this day I have a permanent crease in my left buttcheek from the two weeks I slept on the couch)
I hope that helps, you can thank me in ten years...

Once again, Zazen demonstrates that he is truely enlightened

Congrats Panzzer

[CHECKERS]

Congrats... 

 Bob/CHECKERS

   

[panzerr]

Hey!!  Don't confuse Panzzer with Panzerr!!! (I got married in '74 and have the scars to prove it)
Congratulations Panzzer

[pipz]

Good goin Panzzer!Kippis!


Pipz

[1sum41]

CONGRATS

[nipper]

WTG on the nuptials, it's an amazing rollercoaster ride.

Now get the fortifications ready for the impending wife-ack