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Re: This is funny had to post it..
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2008, 03:19:28 PM »
How can it be half truths if it's out of their very own mouths? Would that make them compulsive liars?  :lol

Here's a half truth:

If you say that for the "first time in my adult lifetime I'm really proud of my country" it makes you "unfit" to be First Lady. If you are a registered member of a fringe political group that advocates secession that makes you "First Dude."

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Lynette Clark, the chairman of the AIP, tells ABC News that Palin and her husband Todd were members in 1994, even attending the 1994 statewide convention in Wasilla. Clark was AIP secretary at the time.  -ABC

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Ms. Palin remained a Republican and never joined the Alaskan Independence Party, but returned to its convention in 2006 to speak as candidate for governor.

Alaskan Independence Party officials released a statement Monday saying that Ms. Palin had been a member for two years, from 1994 to 1996, information included in reports in The New York Times and other news outlets. In Internet videos of recent party meetings, other party officials can be seen boasting of Ms. Palin’s past membership.

On Tuesday, though, the party’s chairwoman, Lynette Clark, said the earlier statement was false. Ms. Clark said that she had based it on information another party member had given her, but that a review of the records showed only that Ms. Palin had attended the 1994 conference. -- NYT


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« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2008, 03:24:15 PM »
I need hip waders for both sides of the argument in this thread.
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« Reply #32 on: September 06, 2008, 03:29:54 PM »
you (thinks of words democrats can understand)   not smart ("thats perfect") democrat
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« Reply #33 on: September 06, 2008, 05:19:50 PM »
Wow Virgil. Nice!!  :aok

Where is the news media on this stuff. They are pathetic.

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« Reply #34 on: September 06, 2008, 05:28:59 PM »
  He's   50% Caucasian --- 43.75 % Arab --- 6.25 % Black    ( I'll bet most blacks don't know that)
                  ( He's quite the story fabricator) 



Obama's Not Exactly:

1.) Selma Got Me Born -
NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Google 'Obama Selma' for his full March 4, 2007 speech and articles about its various untruths.)

2.) Father Was A Goat Herder -
NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter -
NOT EXACTLY, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent govern-ments Kenya has ever had.

4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom -
NOT EXACTLY, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Your half-brother, Abongo Obama, is Odinga's follower. You interrupted your  New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. Check out the following link for verification of that....and for more.
Obama's cousin Odinga in Kenya ran for president and tried to get Sharia muslim law in place there. When Odinga lost the elections, his followers have burned Christians' homes and then burned men, women and children alive in a Christian church where they took shelter.. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process here started. Google Obama and Odinga and see what you get. No one wants to know the truth. http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/kenyas_killing_fields/index.html

5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian -
NOT EXACTLY, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own inter-views. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6.) My Name is African Swahili -
NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not the first black President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side. While Barack Hussein Obama's father was from Kenya, his father's family was mainly Arabs.. Barack Hussein Obama's father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father's birth certificate even states he's Arab, not African Negro). From....and for more....go to.....
http://www.arcadeathome.com/newsboyphtml?Barack_Hussein_Obama_-_Arab-American,_only_6.25%25_African

7.) I Never Practiced Islam -
NOT EXACTLY, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
4-3-08 Article "Obama was 'quite religious in islam'"

     http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=60559

    8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
    February 28, 2008.  Kristoff from the New York Times a year ago:  Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (it'll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as "one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset."  This is just one example of what Pamela is talking about when she says "Obama's narrative is being altered, enhanced and manipulated to whitewash troubling facts."

    9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian -
    NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says you could speak the language.

    10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

    11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs -
    NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.

    12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

    13.) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office -
    NOT EXACTLY, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

    14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life -
    NOT EXACTLY, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

    15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 -
    NOT EXACTLY, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

    16.) Voting "Present" is Common In Illinois Senate -
    NOT EXACTLY, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

    17.) Oops, I Misvoted -
    NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

    18.) I Was A Professor Of Law -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer -ON LEAVE.

    19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer -ON LEAVE.

    20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill -
    NOT EXACTLY, you didn't write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.

    21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass -
    NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14 days from start to finish.

    22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill -
    NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

    23.) I Have Released My State Records -
    NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.

    24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were part of a large group of people who remedied
    Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.

    25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America -
    NOT EXACTLY, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.

    26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois -
    NOT EXACTLY, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

    27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year -
    NOT EXACTLY, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

    28.) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA -
    NOT EXACTLY, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.

    29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism -
    NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction off Israel.

    30.) I Want All Votes To Count -
    NOT EXACTLY, you said let the delegates decide.

    31.) I Want Americans To Decide -
    NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.

    32.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate -
    NOT EXACTLY, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself.

    33.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics -
    NOT EXACTLY, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

    34.) I Don't Take PAC Money -
    NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of it.

    35.) I don't Have Lobbysists -
    NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting.

    36.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad -
    NOT EXACTLY, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

    37.) I Have  Always Been Against Iraq -
    NOT EXACTLY, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time.

    38.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care -
    NOT EXACTLY, your plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it.

   


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« Reply #35 on: September 06, 2008, 06:04:07 PM »
I think you meant Blue? ;)

Nope RED as in Commie.
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« Reply #36 on: September 06, 2008, 06:25:54 PM »
Nope RED as in Commie.

Ah ok, call me dense today.  :D
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« Reply #37 on: September 06, 2008, 07:10:53 PM »


Splendid Virg! I got enough of the grin-and-wink treatment of a lying politician during the Clinton years.


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« Reply #38 on: September 06, 2008, 07:16:24 PM »
give it up crockett, your on the suck team and you know it  :lol

Apparently your team sucks so bad that they had to jump platforms and are now running on the "change platform". I'm just trying to figure out what McSame is planning on changing that he didn't bother to try doing in the last 100 years he's been in washington..  :rofl
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« Reply #39 on: September 06, 2008, 07:36:15 PM »
Apparently your team sucks so bad that they had to jump platforms and are now running on the "change platform". I'm just trying to figure out what McSame is planning on changing that he didn't bother to try doing in the last 100 years he's been in washington..  :rofl

So what: you gonna vote for sombody who picks a VP who has been in WDC 9 years longer than McCain?

That's sure is an indicator of change. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2008, 07:51:54 PM »
Apparently your team sucks so bad that they had to jump platforms and are now running on the "change platform". I'm just trying to figure out what McSame is planning on changing that he didn't bother to try doing in the last 100 years he's been in washington..  :rofl
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Re: This is funny had to post it..
« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2008, 08:13:01 PM »
Crockett,

Will you be sad when McCain wins?


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« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2008, 08:41:18 PM »
Crockett,

Will you be sad when McCain wins?


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« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2008, 08:47:00 PM »
Keep the razor blades away from him when it happens.

Why?  :uhoh

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« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2008, 10:20:06 PM »
But, you know how shady people are who ever attended any kind of school in Hawaii

THIS is where I jump in. Hawaii is not all nice. Im not too fond of it here. BUT, I absolutely resent that remark. I have attended schools in Hawaii all of my life, and to lob me in, and all of the other upstanding citizens here, with the riff-raff is absolutely despicable.