Sort of an AH version of the Jeff Foxworthy jokes.
You know you're a dweeb when...
...you blow by 15 enemy cons in your FW190-A8 to pluck one guy off the runway and get waxed by ack.
...you're the fourth person in line to kill a single enemy con.
...you bail out of three perfectly good bombers because you're too lazy to fly them back home.
...you never fly anything with less than three 20mm cannons.
...you spend an hour waiting for the enemy to show up at the spawn you have camped.
...the only time you turn your plane is to make minor corrections in order to set up the HO.
This is a joke thread. Lets keep it light.
